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Hippity hoppity

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happy_frog · 3 years ago

Aww, that's such a nice story. But yes, we must acknowledge humans' primordial compulsions if we are ever to overcome them.

Headpats Day 29 - The Powerpat Girls 1 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and getting pats in return!

Your parents when you think “I wish I had never been born” 1 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Oh, life is far worse than a mere annoyance.

Froggo Fun #372/Froppy Friday - Even Heroes Have a Hard Time Getting Up in the Morning 1 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Or maybe she's coming out of hibernation.

Headpats Day 28 - Hey King, Have Some Cat-Pats, 'Cause You're Epic 3 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Or Queen... It works for queens, too.

Literal animals 8 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

I mean, "hippopotamus" does mean "river horse" in Latin. And, (un)surprisingly the German names for "bat" (Fledermaus) and "turtle" (Schildkröte) also mean the same thing as they do in Swedish.

Froggo Fun #371 - They Live in a Society, too 1 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

"Cause this is what it does. It appeals to, like, the frog fantasy."

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I promise you’ll be disappointed, generally 3 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Well, even if you wanted to, it might prove rather difficult given that Czechoslovakia no longer exists. I hear Poland is still available though.

Headpats Day 27 - Prickly Pair 1 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Never let pricks prevent your pats.

Headpats Day 26 - Pika-pats 4 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

"Pi-Pikaaa~ Pikachuuu~"
- Pikachu

Froggo Fun #370 - The Earth May Not Be Flat, but These Frogs Are 8 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

They don't? That is an interesting little detail.

Froggo Fun #370 - The Earth May Not Be Flat, but These Frogs Are 8 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Did you happen to check when it was uploaded, too?

Froggo Fun #370 - The Earth May Not Be Flat, but These Frogs Are 8 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

This was shared by @catfluff on the Funsub Discord. Thank you once again for this really cute vid.

A Nice Little Mythology Map 9 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

That's pretty cool.

Froggo Fun #369 - Let Nun Survive 1 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

If you fatshame for fun, you get the nun with the gun.

Shoe dog 2 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

And a very cute one to boot.

A Nice Little Mythology Map 9 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Yup, and I heard that giant do be Wrekin stuff.
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Also, if I may ask, did you ever find any fossils?

A Nice Little Mythology Map 9 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

I wonder how many of these @mr_pigeonwizard is gonna post.

Headpats Day 25 - I Believe I Could 3 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

A cat(girl) is fine too.

Froggo Fun #368 - You Just Have to Lower Your Resolution 2 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

If that doesn't work, try a better graphics card.

Headpats Day 24 - Fox Gets Royal Treatment 2 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

I don't know what the fox would say, but I guess they'd be pretty happy.

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Caught Green Handed 6 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

A world where the hoomans don't eat frogs. That's why that dollar will go to NIFTY (No Ingest Froggos Thank You). But I know that may be just a pipe dream. So for the time being, pizza would also be nice.

Caught Green Handed 6 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Wait, how is donating a mistake? Unless of course you're implying that I'm donating to... less than reputable organizations.

Froggo Fun #367 - Sometimes, It Comes Down to the Wire 3 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Crud! He was an undercover cop, and he was wearing a wire.

Froggo Fun #367 - Sometimes, It Comes Down to the Wire 3 comments

happy_frog · 3 years ago

Can you guess what this frog's favorite TV show is?... That's right: American Gladiator.