Oh sure, y'all like tall dommy-mommy vampire gf. Y'all love her so much, until it's time for her to feed... Or, until she invariably kills you over and over in the game.

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message: Everything burns.

Nostradamus has nothing on a tomato and a cucumber.

I'll take Ara Ara Arby's.

That title... Is the Polish Cow meme gaining traction?

...is watching intently.

Oh, I think I get what it says:
"Among the heathers
there blooms a little baby flower
And her name is
*inhales*
Erika!"

Pretty sneaky getting her from be-hind. I wonder if he wool last more than five muttons, or be completely bucked.

Too bad it's not for sale, 'cause I'd take her entire stock.

I do, as a matter of fact, wish I were that person. Also, it seems breadposting has evolved, and I like the direction it's taking.

Now available on the Pondstation 5.

No wonder this card was banned. It's way too OP.

And remember to use protection.

Aye ladde, þis biþ a goode reede of a frogge.

The girl is okay, too, I guess.