That's exactly what someone trying to hide their secret identity would say.

A free elf.

Don't lie to yourself. The chart knows all.

Dang, I did my best to avoid agent smackmydickup. But I guess he was always hard on my tail.

Very crass way to put it, but no. While there is DNA evidence that modern humans (with the exception of those born in Africa) have some Neanderthal genes, the likely reason for their extinction was being outcompeted by Homo Sapiens when the latter settled in Europe.

Ah, good wholesome kid-friendly stuff. Just the kind of thing to read before bed. To be fair, it's not like fairy tales from other countries are any better (see Pinocchio and The Little Mermaid).
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Also, I see you haven't gotten your account back. I guess I should welcome you to the underscore username club.

Best mommy frog. I featured them in a Mother's Day post last year.
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https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/565405/froggo-fren-94-common-suriname-toad/

That sounds about right.

Don't worry, I'm sure Dave is on the case. And I'm also rooting for you, if that helps.