*gently holds*

Oh man, I remember this one. But I'll leave it to someone else to break peoples' hearts by telling them the context.

Baby, I compare you to a frog from a rose near the pond
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your lily's in bloom
Your croaks hit the gloom 'round the pond.

The secret ingredient is drugs. (Don't worry, they're prescription.)

That moment when you realize the truth about E.T.'s fingers.

Leaked still from the live-action "The Princess and the Frog" remake. (What? You think Disney wouldn't?)

To be fair, he might know more about cup-size than most people.

Can't people in Texas just let it go?

"I will face my fear.
I will permit to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past [...]
Only I will remain."
- Frog Atreides, the Litany against Fear

I downloaded one risqué snek pic, and now this is in my recommendations. Coincidence?... Probably, but it's still suspicious.
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This fun little vid is based on a real commercial: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ
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Also, obligatory "Rare footage of @xvarnah eating your borgar" joke.

Get yourself someone who looks at you with this much pride.

In the U.S. the third Monday of February is used to mark George Washington's birthday (he was actually born on the 22nd) and it also celebrates all of the presidents. Which is why it's also known as Presidents' Day. And for the first time in four years, people don't have to be ashamed of it, so that's a nice bonus.
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Pictured is the 1st president's official portrait. I like how annoyed he looks. It was probably painted right after John Adams told him he was gonna form the Federalist Party. Remember kids, daddy George said no parties.

@xvarnah, pls no...

Even if you're alone this Valentine's, remember that there's always cake...and plushies.