Powerful stuff. Can you imagine if people tried to bury or modify historical facts, especially if they're living or have lived through them? That'd terrible, wouldn't?...

Seems like it's ABC gum. (Already been chewed)

Plot twist: That was the prof's plan all along.

Shinedown? Didn't they do music for Sonic games?

*gently holds*

Oh man, I remember this one. But I'll leave it to someone else to break peoples' hearts by telling them the context.

Baby, I compare you to a frog from a rose near the pond
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your lily's in bloom
Your croaks hit the gloom 'round the pond.

The secret ingredient is drugs. (Don't worry, they're prescription.)

That moment when you realize the truth about E.T.'s fingers.

Leaked still from the live-action "The Princess and the Frog" remake. (What? You think Disney wouldn't?)

To be fair, he might know more about cup-size than most people.

Can't people in Texas just let it go?

"I will face my fear.
I will permit to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past [...]
Only I will remain."
- Frog Atreides, the Litany against Fear

I downloaded one risqué snek pic, and now this is in my recommendations. Coincidence?... Probably, but it's still suspicious.
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This fun little vid is based on a real commercial: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ
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Also, obligatory "Rare footage of @xvarnah eating your borgar" joke.

Get yourself someone who looks at you with this much pride.