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Froggo Fun #396 - Truth 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, they're native to Australia. If you don't live there, don't expect to see them in the wild.
Froggo Fun #396 - Truth 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Do you mean generic? But yes, I believe this would be the first thing an Australian thinks of if you mention frogs. This particular species (White's tree frog) is also very commonly kept as a pet.
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Froggo Fun #396 - Truth 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I frog, therefore I am.
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Someone Merged All The Beatles in Face App and The Result Looks Like The Ultimate Beatles 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Beatles really are more human than we know. Now I feel bad whenever they get eaten.
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Owo 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Don't worry, hamster imouto, my UwU shall protecc you.
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Froggo Fun #395 - "Henlo, I is come to visit." 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Please of letting me in."
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Nope, not sorry 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm surprised Shantae was included, but pleasantly so.
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King shit 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It might be. Though, if I understand correctly, that usually involves the use of backhanded of double-edged compliments, like "You'd be so pretty if..." or "You look great, but you'd look better if...".
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Sour cream vs Catfluff 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Don't worry, @catfluff isn't a...sourpuss.
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History 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Powerful stuff. Can you imagine if people tried to bury or modify historical facts, especially if they're living or have lived through them? That'd terrible, wouldn't?...
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King shit 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's just it. It isn't normal. That's why it takes a college professor to figure out that's how she'd react. And it all went according to keikaku.
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Froggo Fun #394 - Gum Frog 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Seems like it's ABC gum. (Already been chewed)
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King shit 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Plot twist: That was the prof's plan all along.
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Your moment of truth is the day that you say "I'm not scared" (MusicSubstance) 13 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Shinedown? Didn't they do music for Sonic games?
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Froggo Fun #393/Froppy Friday - Fropception 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
*gently holds*
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You can see wonderful things when you have the right friends 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh man, I remember this one. But I'll leave it to someone else to break peoples' hearts by telling them the context.
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Froggo Fun #392 - Frog from a Rose 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Baby, I compare you to a frog from a rose near the pond
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your lily's in bloom
Your croaks hit the gloom 'round the pond.
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There’s this froggo outside of our apartment that my SO would snap me every night after 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'd definitely feel safer with someone like that protecting me.
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Coping with stress 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The secret ingredient is drugs. (Don't worry, they're prescription.)
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It's wednesday my dudes 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I called her something that rhymes with "witch".
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Fishfrog 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean, the axolotl is kinda like a fish-frog. And tadpoles transitioning into froglets are pretty close, too.
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I sell a horse with an integrated lantern 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That moment when you realize the truth about E.T.'s fingers.
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That's a lot of pressure to put on your coffee 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I can confirm that this username is indeed both coffee- and frog-related.
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Froggo Fun #391 - Smoochies 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Leaked still from the live-action "The Princess and the Frog" remake. (What? You think Disney wouldn't?)
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I Do Not Like This Cup. His Smug Aura Mocks Me 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
To be fair, he might know more about cup-size than most people.
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