Not the most original thing but at least it's accurate.

Only if he's not being given a steady supply of food. But this one looks pretty well-fed.

Many have been led astray with promises of frogs. Don't just believe anyone who says they have them.

That's so great. I hope they're doing well.

Well, they're native to Australia. If you don't live there, don't expect to see them in the wild.

Do you mean generic? But yes, I believe this would be the first thing an Australian thinks of if you mention frogs. This particular species (White's tree frog) is also very commonly kept as a pet.

It might be. Though, if I understand correctly, that usually involves the use of backhanded of double-edged compliments, like "You'd be so pretty if..." or "You look great, but you'd look better if...".

Don't worry, @catfluff isn't a...sourpuss.

That's just it. It isn't normal. That's why it takes a college professor to figure out that's how she'd react. And it all went according to keikaku.

I'd definitely feel safer with someone like that protecting me.