Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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Purple and green, the two best colours ever seen 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I knew it. Geckos are secretly asparagus.
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Swedish Sayings 19 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
These are great. And it's interesting how close some of these are to English. I'm gonna start using the potato one.
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Zero Context #13 - The Ancient Horror 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If you don't know what this is, I envy you.
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Froggo Fun #415 - "Ride like the wind, Bullseye!" 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You can lead a snail to water, but that would take a lot of patience.
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When you're the best of friends, having so much fun together 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Froggo no scared of spooder. Froggo protecc spooder eggs.
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Learning languages 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, thank you for the correction. I actually do appreciate it when fluent speakers take the time to do that. That's what I meant when I said I wanted to learn.
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Zero Context #12 - Evolve to Crab 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's the only sensible thing to do.
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Froggo Fun #414/Froppy Friday - Flower Fairy 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Friendship, trust, and a little bit of Froppy dust.
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@happy_frog is this you? 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I do strive to be courteous. Also, it's great to see the polite boi again. I believe it was my highest rated post:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/582628/froggo-fun-199-polite-boi/
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Learning languages 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Schade, aber das ist schon recht. Es ist nett von ihnen, dass sie leichter für mich es machen wollen. Aber ich will trotzdem lernen.
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Zero Context #11 - Your Majesty! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@ratfink11, is that you?
Zero Context #10 - The "B" Stands for "Brutal" 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well done! It's a reference to a scene from one of his more memetastic movies, "The Wicker Man". (Of course, a lot of scenes from most Nicholas Cage movies have high meme potential.)
Froggo Fun #413 - Pondering Life's Great Mysteries 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They'll probably have it squared away sooner or later.
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Zero Context #10 - The "B" Stands for "Brutal" 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Pretty close. Think of it this way: Those are Bs and Is... Bs... Is... and I'm sure you recognize the guy in the corner.
Clear your mind 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Return to frogge.
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Zero Context #10 - The "B" Stands for "Brutal" 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Killing him won't bring back your goddamn context!
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Froggo Fun #412 - Well, Well, Well, What Have We Here? 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Two froggies, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared.
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New Home! 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I did some digging, and the I'm pretty sure he's an American green tree frog. Or, I guess it would just be green tree frog for you, right?
ÜwÜ 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, more than a few men do say it; just under very... special circumstances.
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Zero Context #9 - It's Better than Euroing or Dollaring, I hear 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
No, it's not from a porno. It's from the actual show.
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Froggo Fun #411 - "It's Big Frog! Quick, get the low-res shaky cam!" 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, of course they are. I wasn't judging, I was merely stating a fact.
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Froggo Fun #411 - "It's Big Frog! Quick, get the low-res shaky cam!" 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Hairy frogs (Trichobatrachus robustus) do exist. But yeah, it should be obvious to anyone that they don't look like this.
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Someone needs to have a chat with the design committee. ????????‍ 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, what do you expect from sax addicts?
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I think the pressure's getting to me 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
When the chips are down, these, uh, these civilized people... they'll eat them.
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Zero Context #8 - What Are We Gonna Do Today, Lads? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And tomorrow?... Hopefully, we'll be able to keep it up.