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Froggo Fun #426 - Can No One Escape Getting Waifu-fied? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Lotsa anime-related posts lately, so I thought I'd join in. I am liking this trend.
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's a relief. I would not want to invoke the wrath of the demmigod.
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Come out ye Black and Tans 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Worth noting that Black and Tans refers to the uniform colors of British military police reinforcements deployed to Ireland during the Irish War of Independence (1919 - 1921).
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Come on, normies. Not all h*ntai is furry p*rn 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wait, people think hentai is real? Oh boy...
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Yes meme 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, I remember the last guy. His name is Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke and Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke, if I recall.
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What's there to fight over? I've already made my out-of-context post for the day. So @xvarnah can have this one. Of course, if she doesn't post it by tomorrow, it will be my duty to yoink it.
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PSA: General E Lee wasn´t against slavery. He just saw it as an necessary evil 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, poor guy. He was truly in the worst position anyone could have been at that time.
Did someone say time travel memes? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's okay, Jahy-sama, don't be discouraged.
Zero Context #23 - "Could you maybe explain your out-of-context posts?" 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Extra points if they ask me to be a dear and explain.
Froggo Fun #425 - "Praise the sun!" 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
When spring finally arrives.
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Huge advantage in the early stages of the war 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Guten Tag, Fickenjung!"
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Started out with a joke, now I'm cancelled and broke.. It was only a joke 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Do you really think people would that? Just go internet and say how triggered they are about something?
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Gratitude Journal Week 4 - Concrete Art 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wait, you saw frogs yesterday? It must be warm where you live then. They've not yet emerged where I am.
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To answer your question though, it depends on the species. Most bury themselves in foliage, or underground and partially freeze themselves (some like the wood frog - Rana sylvatica - can survive even if 65% of the water in their body is frozen) and greatly slow down their metabolism, essentially going into hibernation.
Gratitude Journal Week 4 - Concrete Art 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I've been feeling pretty down this week. However, seeing this little frog on the sidewalk in the park did improve my mood. Another thing I found kinda funny is that the gates to said park are registered in Pokémon Go as a Pokéstop called "Beam me up, Scotty!".
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A bit unrelated, but I'll also thank @nelson for welcoming me into the house of potatoes. That comment perked me up as well.
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Zero Context #22 - Dishes a Nice Pun 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Did your plate have a face?
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Omg a heatpats zone!1!1! 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
No need to wait, for I possess... two hands! *headpats you too*
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Hush money 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
True. And it's too bad the people who (violently) opposed the change will be missing out on the checks. After all, they shouldn't be expected to compromise their principals for money.
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Omg a heatpats zone!1!1! 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
*headpats*
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Froggo Fun #424 - Ol' McFroggo Had a Farm 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Spring's here. Time to plant the new worm crops. Mhm."
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PUNISHMENT! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh no. Anyway...
Straight Pride Parade 32 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It is? When will the rampant persecution of these people end. Haven't they suffered enough?
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You’re a wizard at driving, Harry 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The funny thing is some (older) people in the UK still do refer to the US, Canada etc. as "the colonies".
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Very very big 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ah, it's made its way here too, has it.
"pee in her mouth" 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's probably true. I do remember playing a mobile game for 6 years because one of the characters in the ads looked like Harry Potter. Coincidentally, the game is made by French people.
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Zero Context #21 - Good Idea 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's a-you, a-Mia. By the way, I'm totally on board with your cartoon idea, and I'm sure others would be as well.
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