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Froggo Fun #442/Froppy Friday - Mix-up at the Drycleaner's? Maybe? 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or perhaps they were in a hurry, and didn't notice, and just decided to roll with it since they couldn't change during a mission.
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Making a love is war meme with every meme format I can until a new episode is released, 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yay, Calli! But I believe the phrase is "Excuse my rudeness, but could you please RIP?". Professionals have standards.
He's actually right 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wouldn't you get human spongiform encephalitis if you continuously ate that? I know mutants are technically a different species, but still.
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What's your type 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Mashu, no!
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Zero Context #39 - Not Even Yu-Gi-Oh Is Safe 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I understand it's the NPCs' default greeting.
Froggo Fun #441 - "Your butt napkins, my liege." 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That frog does not like what it sees.
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Antidrug campaigns be like 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ha, 'cause they're both called Rem. Interestingly, I recall that it's love they're both addicted to.
Klopf Klopf 28 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Gut gemacht. Ich atmete nasal aus.
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Klopf Klopf 28 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver, he's dead."
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Okay, now a real one:
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"The Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Precisely."
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Zero Context #38 - Oof 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Good call, Commander Tru...nks.
Froggo Fun #440 - Behind Every Great King, There Is a Queen 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
...who wants to steal their carrot crown.
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Sauce: Oresuki 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That girl with the glasses. She looks...familiar.
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Gratitude Journal Week 6 - Pudding 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, me neither. But it's nice to treat yourself every now and then.
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Gratitude Journal Week 6 - Pudding 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Is there an embargo on Müller pudding or something? I had a real hard time finding any in stores. But I finally did, and it was great.
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Zero Context #37 - Goals 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
She has her future planned out better than I do.
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Froggo Fun #439 - Melm! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Eyeyeyeyey!
Zero Context #36 - Heh, Heh... 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Does this little guy... bug you, fellas?
Fun facts about german, Pt. III. 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I was kidding, of course. I don't expect butterflies to be brutal. Though death's-head hawkmoths kinda are.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. III. 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Speaking of metal, I was a bit disappointed to learn that the German word for butterfly, 'Schmetterling' has nothing to do with 'schmettern' (to clash, to dash, or to blare) but instead comes from 'Schmetten' (sour cream). So yeah, almost the same origin as English.
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Froggo Fun #438 - Incoming Call 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You might as well pick up. They know you're there.
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*puts headphones on* 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@jasonmon I'm not gonna make a @sad_frog account.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. II. 15 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Speaking of mister man, I recently learned that 'Kerl' is another word for 'guy' in German. Now 'karl' meaning 'guy' in Swedish makes a lot more sense... somehow.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yay! 'Looking forward to it.
Zero Context #35 - He Is the Eggman 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And they are the eggmen. And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
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But yes, those are some truly thought-provoking lyrics. Even if we discover Sans, we still live in a society where gamers don't rule the world.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Part I? Is this gonna be a series? Please say yes.
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