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Hippity hoppity

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brek 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Frogs don't just let opportunities fly by.
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Froggo Fun #445 - Spongebob? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Nope, it's just Frog Testa.
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But where am I from? 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I thought Mario was from the Mushroom Kingdom, and Sonic was from Mobius.
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Zero Context #42 - Ugh, Sundays... 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
All my lolis hate Sundays... for whatever reason.
Froggo Fun #444 - Never Dig Straight Down 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
At least they'll get some diamonds.
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Did Someone Say Bandwagon? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Hop!
Zero Context #41 - No Accounting for Taste, I Guess? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Lemme guess. You've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Fun facts about german, Pt. VI. 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That makes sense. "My dearest lady" wouldn't really be used unsarcastically in English either.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. VI. 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm not sure I get this one. Also, I thought "Fräulein" wasn't used anymore.
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Froggo Fun #443 - Shower Thoughts 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's the default theme that plays in a froggo's head whenever they shower.
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Another great vid shared by @cryoenthusiast.
· Edited 3 years ago
Accept my offer 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Fun fact: Some frogs can actually sweat. 'Not sure if any are able to produce tears though.
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Truly a beautiful sound 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, Chika IS a great motivator.
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An Interesting Map 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Interesting because the Nordic countries (which are kingdoms - you know, monarchies; constitutional monarchies, but still) have a higher rating than other, um, self-proclaimed democracies.
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Naturally, it all comes down to how valid the data is. And - who knows? - maybe things have changed since then.
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Thee shalt payeth f'r thy sins 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But how can you not the cat?
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Zero Context #40 - The D 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's how you give it to 'em, right?
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Froggo Fun #442/Froppy Friday - Mix-up at the Drycleaner's? Maybe? 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or perhaps they were in a hurry, and didn't notice, and just decided to roll with it since they couldn't change during a mission.
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Making a love is war meme with every meme format I can until a new episode is released, 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yay, Calli! But I believe the phrase is "Excuse my rudeness, but could you please RIP?". Professionals have standards.
He's actually right 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wouldn't you get human spongiform encephalitis if you continuously ate that? I know mutants are technically a different species, but still.
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What's your type 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Mashu, no!
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Zero Context #39 - Not Even Yu-Gi-Oh Is Safe 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I understand it's the NPCs' default greeting.
Froggo Fun #441 - "Your butt napkins, my liege." 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That frog does not like what it sees.
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Antidrug campaigns be like 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ha, 'cause they're both called Rem. Interestingly, I recall that it's love they're both addicted to.
Klopf Klopf 28 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Gut gemacht. Ich atmete nasal aus.
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Klopf Klopf 28 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver, he's dead."
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Okay, now a real one:
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"The Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Precisely."
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Zero Context #38 - Oof 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Good call, Commander Tru...nks.