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Ich Bin ein Berliner 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not really, I just got here. And I know this isn't a personal/lifestyle blog. Nonetheless, I believe I should share my feelings, before I stop feeling them. And my feelings are... mixed. I don't know how to feel. Maybe I need more time.
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As for I chose this particular landmark for my pic. Well, it's because it was pretty close by. And because it also kinda represents how I feel. Berlin is strange to me, it feels like it's in between two worlds. On the one hand, it is technically a metropolis, right? Very populous, very modern. But on the other, it has elements that feel rather... antiquated. I know every city has that, but the contrast feels more pronounced here somehow.
Another reason I chose it is because I found it a bit funny that there's a McDonald's right behind. And yes, it's on the former American side.
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Shocking isn’t it ? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well then, I knew the world was gonna roll me, since somebody once told me that. But I didn't expect this. I guess I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Who Secures the Security Guard's Feels? 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Perhaps he comes with a built-in security system, an in-security if you will.
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Zero Context #65 - King of the Hell 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I guess that's where people who use butane instead of propane end up.
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Froggo Fun #468 - Frog Mating Calls 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not even that much of an exaggeration. At least not for me, since frog calls are music to my ears.
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On that note, I did have the opportunity to listen to frog calls while visiting my hometown. They're just as cute as I remember. I even caught a smol froggo. Sadly, I couldn't take a pic (wet). But it did brings back some pleasant childhood memories.
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We need a James battle to determine the one true Jame 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It is known that an Omar may only be defeated by an anti-Omar, or Ramo.
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Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wow, a DDLC post. It's been 84 years...
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Smol Shork Brings You Pizza 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Her gift giving prowess is steadily increasing.
Another Car Down the Drain 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I feel bad for the car's owner, but I can't help but wonder how this could have possibly happened.
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Zero Context #64 - Biggest Plot Twist in Anime History 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
He was a panda... until he wasn't!
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Froggo Fun #467 - Ready for a Night on the Town 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Aww, that's such a sweet way to put it.
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Let Us Look Deeply into Your Future 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
On the upside, not everyone needs that to be happy.
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Noo guraaaa 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
This is anti-smol shork propaganda perpetuated by a ground pounding time travelling detective.
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Video game history still counts as history 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's so strange to think video games have been publicly available since the 1970s. That's over half a century. And in just a quarter of a century they will be 100 years old (the very first thing resembling a video game was created in 1947).
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Froggo Fun #467 - Ready for a Night on the Town 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They might a bit overdressed, don't you think?
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A Whale of a Time 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I understand land whales exist though. However, I believe it's not a scientifically recognized clasification.
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Was Frank Capra in Danger too? 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What if you have a goatee? Or a kid? Or a kid with a goatee?
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Odin>Aqua 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Fate fans: "You get used to it."
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Zero Context #63 - "There is no meme. Show me your feet." 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Unless you want to be thoroughly de-feet-ed."
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Yes, just us guys 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's a trap...but yes.
Rin > 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Rin's thighs are hard to pass up. On that note, I wonder how many people here know about the... other meme associated with her.
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I Like Visual Puns 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You'll have to find someone else to tide you over.
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Tako Tuesday Week 2 - Blue-ringed Octopuses 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
There are four species of blue-ringed octopuses in total, each as beautiful as they are deadly. Despite them being small in size, their venom is more than potent enough to kill humans.
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Doees the little light in the fridge stay on even when you close the door? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"What will you have after 500 scams?"
"A chin, Ed, I'll still have a chin."
Froggo Fun #466 - Shroom Fren 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
There's a reason shrooms are effective against depression.
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