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Zero Context #67 - Lava Cat, What Is Your Wisdom? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's one hot pussy... I'm sorry.
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Froggo Fun #470 - Kitty, Destroyer of Frog Plushies 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The attack on the frog plushie royal family by the forces of General Catissimo of Cat-alonia was swift and unprovoked. When asked to comment on the reasoning behind the strikes, the general had this to say: "They were just sitting there... menacingly!"
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I'm lazy 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well yeah, it's Snorlax, not Jumpnjax.
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I’m sorry what 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They most likely were. Though I doubt they were sexy.
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In all seriousness though, this is probably fake. I remember seeing a similar article about a brony back in MLP's heyday.
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I Wonder What's Being Streamed Though 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, it might not really matter if the streamer themself is good, or if you can just go with the flow.
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Freud's mom must have been so creeped out by him 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But did they ever serve McMommy Milkies?
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*Hits Blunt* 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Duuude, I'm like freakin' out over here.
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Have a great day :D 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Aww, thank you. But really, you're the one who's being too kind. I don't need a lot of wisdom to realize that.
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Zero Context #66 - *Smack* 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
All I know for sure is that the girl is supposed to be the Devil... that clears everything up, right?
Well, When You Put It that Way... 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
...I guess I'd still be a solid 0(°K).
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Why That Book So Thicc Tho? 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Don't worry 'bout looks, get yo'self some thicc books.
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Froggo Fun #469/Froppy Friday - Le Frop Derp 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They say never pause the anime. They are wrong.
Kermit d. Frog 2 comments
They didn't start reverring the researcher though (so ungrateful) 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
...and his crazy experimentations
Those poor pigeons gonna need their medications
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Hey Kids, Want Some ASMR? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Best part of the entire series. Well, it's the one I've watched the most times anyway.
Ich Bin ein Berliner 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, there was also a store that sells fragments of the Berlin Wall. But to be fair, there's also I think three museums nearby. Two for Checkpoint Charlie itself, and the other one is a Jewish museum. There's also a marking of where the Wall used to be, and a lot of information plaques in both German and English.
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Ich Bin ein Berliner 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not really, I just got here. And I know this isn't a personal/lifestyle blog. Nonetheless, I believe I should share my feelings, before I stop feeling them. And my feelings are... mixed. I don't know how to feel. Maybe I need more time.
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As for I chose this particular landmark for my pic. Well, it's because it was pretty close by. And because it also kinda represents how I feel. Berlin is strange to me, it feels like it's in between two worlds. On the one hand, it is technically a metropolis, right? Very populous, very modern. But on the other, it has elements that feel rather... antiquated. I know every city has that, but the contrast feels more pronounced here somehow.
Another reason I chose it is because I found it a bit funny that there's a McDonald's right behind. And yes, it's on the former American side.
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Shocking isn’t it ? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well then, I knew the world was gonna roll me, since somebody once told me that. But I didn't expect this. I guess I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Who Secures the Security Guard's Feels? 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Perhaps he comes with a built-in security system, an in-security if you will.
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Zero Context #65 - King of the Hell 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I guess that's where people who use butane instead of propane end up.
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Froggo Fun #468 - Frog Mating Calls 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not even that much of an exaggeration. At least not for me, since frog calls are music to my ears.
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On that note, I did have the opportunity to listen to frog calls while visiting my hometown. They're just as cute as I remember. I even caught a smol froggo. Sadly, I couldn't take a pic (wet). But it did brings back some pleasant childhood memories.
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We need a James battle to determine the one true Jame 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It is known that an Omar may only be defeated by an anti-Omar, or Ramo.
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Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wow, a DDLC post. It's been 84 years...
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Smol Shork Brings You Pizza 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Her gift giving prowess is steadily increasing.
Another Car Down the Drain 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I feel bad for the car's owner, but I can't help but wonder how this could have possibly happened.
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