It's like cat Jerry Springer... so Tom Springer...maybe?

Or perhaps, the kitty is the source... Now there's a conspiracy theory.

Don't lie, you know who this is. Even if you don't, you still do because it's very likely you've seen him around quite a lot.
Also known as Ferris, he's an example of the price one incurs for one's catitude. His ears and tail are real due his demi-human ancestry, and because of them he was kept locked up for the first 9 years of his life. Eventually, he was rescued and became a knight of Crusch Karsten (a candidate to become the next king).
He may look playful, and he is, but just like any cat he can turn on you in a second and he isn't above a little cruelty if it suits his purpose. Thankfully though, his speciality is healing and he's fiercely loyal to the person who saved him.
And remember, if you don't want Emilia, you can always have him.

Heh... break through. (I am very scientifically minded.)

Either that kitty has never seen a frog before, or this particular frog is the most magnificent one they've ever seen.

Everybody wants number 3.

Done... now what?

Better than anything I could write. Not that I haven't tried. Never made past "The" however.

Yay, Dancing Duck still lives.

Yuri really does make girl love look the best thing ever.

Do you find it... wisible?

Squish that cat. All you need to know is to squish that cat.

She could not escape the gay, and neither can you.

"And perhaps you as well?"

You know, I actually did need to hear this. Thank you. It's not a joke or anything. I often feel like I try too hard to see the good in people who don't deserve it, and forget that it's best to just not give them attention.

I think of a duck. Hah, check and mate.

They're really making a Morbius movie? That might actually be kinda interesting.

Ich bemächtige mich keine Kultur. Warum glaubt man dass?

Calcium is useless without the (vitamin) D though.