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Hippity hoppity

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Tako Tuesday #5 - Flamboyant Cuttlefish 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The origin of this species' name shall sadly forever remain a mystery. But their ability to strut their stuff shall not.
Their range stretches from the waters of Western Australia all the way to the Philippines and Indonesia. They themselves however only stretch to about 8 cm (about 3.4 in). Even so, they do possess venom with potency comparable to that of the blue-ringed octopus. So petting them is not advised.
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Zero Context #83 - Sometimes, Science Does Go too Far 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
There were other variants of this, but they were decidedly more NSFW.
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Eww, frogs. 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well then. 'Guess I'll be taking my frogs and leaving.
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Froggo Fun #487 - Kermit Finds His Caliing 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Now all you have to do is call him... by your name.
Marvel phase 4 (Series) 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I never got his name. Kraven is just craven (coward) with a "k". Maybe it's meant to be a jab at big game hunters in general. That would pretty clever, but I doubt it was the intent.
Frenchiness 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yes, anyway you slice it, those wounds will never heel. But he, at yeast, is now at peace.
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They cute 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh yes, Spider-Cat as well, of course.
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Frenchiness 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
He was bread on arrival. Nothing to do but take his body and baguette.
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They cute 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I see it's time yet again for a visit from our friendly neighborhood Spider-Frog.
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This Is Something You Know Now 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You know, you're right. I should've.
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This Is Something You Know Now 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Did... did you check?
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He Probably Wasn't Banking on That Happening 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
At least she didn't demand a security deposit.
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Door Stop Believin' 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Hang on to that plastic.
This Is Something You Know Now 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But Astolfo's far more slender than Vegeta. So, where does all the extra weight come from?
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Supportive Parent 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I wonder what she would have looked like if she had decided to be Frank Lee.
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Big realizations 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And firemen... put out fires.
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Gratitude Journal Week 13 - Bats 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, don't worry about it.
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Gratitude Journal Week 13 - Bats 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm... already here. I live here now.
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Gratitude Journal Week 13 - Bats 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Indeed. I'm happy people have a more positive outlook on them nowadays. (Maybe it is due to Batman and the Bat Family.)
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I'm especially proud and relieved of securing that appointment since they kept on hold for 20 minutes and since I had to do it in German.
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Gratitude Journal Week 13 - Bats 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
How fitting that I should post Batwoman one day, and witness some bats during the evening of that same day.
I'm glad they have them here, too. Sadly, they flew too fast and it was too dark for me to be able to take a pic. But, they were mostly likely pipistrelles (like the one in this pic), since they're fairly common.
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I also made an appointment all by self today, like a big boy. (It should be a trivial matter, but it never gets any easier.)
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Zero Context #82 - Do Not Question Her Ant-Eating Methods 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Of course, she IS talking to a frog. So yes, in all likelihood, he would have a better way.
Froggo Fun #486 - Galaxy Brain Wisdom 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's like... deep, man...
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When Someone Gives You a Backhanded Compliment 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Alternatively, when @dr_richard_ew gives you genuine praise. (He might prefer 'Rich' for that occasion, however.)
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Ah, finally, peace 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ha! Who actually goes to bed at *checks watch*....? Wow, I guess it is kinda late.
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Froggo Fun #485 - New Pokémon? 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Probably. That is when people are said to flower. Maybe it works for Pokémon too.