To be fair, it was Rin's idea, not Shirou's. Get yo'self a girl who can get you a threesome with a female King Arthur. (No, it doesn't make anymore sense in context.)

"Ja, es ist ein Hai."
"Hai, same desu."
"Joo, se on hai."
"Yes, it's a shark."

Ooh, things must be bad if they brought out Todd. Reddit was warned, Reddit didn't listen.

I also considered "cark" but apparently that's an Australian slang for "to die".

Not sure if this orientation is recognized by the LGBT community, however.

I guess. On this site though, Wednesdays seem to be more... shark-related.

Does "gay girl" still work though? I'm asking because I like alliteration.

What? Didn't you know that frogs can swim through space, and they make rainbows when doing so?... What do they teach in schools nowadays?

Oh, congrats on your first post. An oldie, but a goodie.

Either that, or a certain batch of chemicals have made their way to the ocean.

I was sceptical at first, but she does make a pretty sound argument.

The origin of this species' name shall sadly forever remain a mystery. But their ability to strut their stuff shall not.
Their range stretches from the waters of Western Australia all the way to the Philippines and Indonesia. They themselves however only stretch to about 8 cm (about 3.4 in). Even so, they do possess venom with potency comparable to that of the blue-ringed octopus. So petting them is not advised.

There were other variants of this, but they were decidedly more NSFW.

Well then. 'Guess I'll be taking my frogs and leaving.

Now all you have to do is call him... by your name.

I never got his name. Kraven is just craven (coward) with a "k". Maybe it's meant to be a jab at big game hunters in general. That would pretty clever, but I doubt it was the intent.

I see it's time yet again for a visit from our friendly neighborhood Spider-Frog.