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Only 90's Kids Will Get This 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
A decade is more than just the sum of its parts.
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Froggo Fun #517 - Chillin' in the Pool 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
@dash224 I can't tell if you're trying to make a joke or if you're genuinely concerned. If it's the latter, rest assured that the people on r/frogs take frog care very seriously.
@nelson Sure, it's only $19.99 a jar.
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Froggo Fun #517 - Chillin' in the Pool 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
They got summer figured out.
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Yes 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
The Minecraft bear update.
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Tako Tuesday Week 10 - Star-Sucker Pygmy Octopus 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
The smallest species of octopus in the world, growing to no more than 2.5 cm (1 in). They may be small but they have a huge presence as they're found in abundance throughout the West Pacific Ocean, preferring to stick to the shallows.
Their average life expectancy is from 6 to 18 months. One interesting aspect is they spend anywhere from a third to a half of their life in the paralarval stage (basically octopus adolescence).
You know some tough little tentacled tots are gonna emerge if they manage to survive being a teenager for so long.
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Froggo Fun #516 - Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Especially if it hasn't been disinfected.
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They Are Low in Fat 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
"Water you doing? Ice-uppose you think you're being clever."
- the dad, probably
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Can't Beat That Logic 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
They're also undergarments... That doesn't make it any better, does it?
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Gratitude Journal Week 18 - For Fox Sake 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yay! They're here, too. And they're just as friendly as ever, maybe friendlier. This guy/girl was a lot less shy than most of the foxes I've seen. Doesn't mean they were willing to stay too still, though. Nonetheless, I'm glad to have seen them.
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Froggo Fun #515 - We Now Return You to Your Regularly Scheduled Frogs, Already in Progress 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I'm sure everyone missed this pulse-pounding action.
I'm definitely a Piplup 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Gen I: Charmander. I like Water Pokémon the most, but in this gen, the little fire lizard is the best.
Gen II: Totodile. Crocs are cool, I don't care what anyone says.
Gen III: Treecko. Mudkip and Torchic are cute. But leaf lizard wins 'cause coolness factor.
Gen IV: Piplup. Pingu pingu noot noot.
Gen V: Snivy. They're so smug, and they turn into snek.
Gen VI: Take a wild guess.
Gen VII: I understand Rowlet is the best Starter in this gen, but Litten is lit.
Gen VIII: Sobble. (Must protecc sad lizard.)
I like strawberry 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I haven't tried that many, but I have to agree with @title.
*puts fingers on temples* 9 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
You know mind reading entails seeing other people's thoughts not one's own, right?
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*puts fingers on temples* 9 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
*Sends answer telepathically*
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Shark Attack #33/Final - Shark Girl Enjoying Ice Cream 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
A mix of my previous two posts. Not where I expected to end Shark Week, but I can't say I'm displeased. After all, better she eat that ice cream than any of you.
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I'm sure the sharks shall circle 'round next year too. But for now... Fin (Yes, I used a Sharknado reference. I'm not apologising.)
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Shark Attack #32/Special - Happy Ice Cream Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
It's also Super Sundae today. Established by Ronald Reagan in 1984 (I'm sure the year is just a coincidence) and celebrated on the third Sunday of July, this holiday is a chance for people in the US to get deals on their favorite frozen treat brands.
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Now, do sharks like ice cream? Unsure, but they seem pretty chill about it.
Shark Attack #31/Super Sunday Week 9 - Shark-Girl (Marvel) 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Is there a Lava Boy, too? I guess the Human Torch kinda counts.
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A relatively new addition to the X-men, Shark-Girl (real name Iara dos Santos) was created in 2012. She hails from Brazil, and once her powers started to kick in, she developed a strong craving for fish. This led to some trouble with the local fisherman until she was found by Angel who convinced her to join the X-Mansion (aka the Jean Grey School of Higher Learning).
She can switch between her shark and human form, and while she's a shark she has increased strength and durability as well underwater breathing.
I will say that it's nice to see positive shark representation in comics, even if her parts aren't that big yet. (Also, if she needs a mentor, she should consider asking a certain other shark girl.)
Shark Attack #29 - Live Cat Found in the Belly of a Shark 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I'll assume good faith, and that you don't really know. In the story of Pinocchio (the wooden boy who came to life) Geppetto is the guy who made said boy. At point he was swallowed by a whale.
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The biblical Jonah would have worked as well, but Geppetto was the one on my mind for some reason.
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Shark Attack #16 - They're not...Cold-Blooded Killers 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, great white sharks are considered vulnerable as far as their conservation status is concerned. So while they're not cancelled yet, they may certainly get there.
Shark Attack #30 - Totally Legit 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
A catshark, actually. They do exist.
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Shark Attack #30 - Totally Legit 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Not that I wouldn't adopt her either way.
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Shark Attack #29 - Live Cat Found in the Belly of a Shark 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Top that, Geppetto.
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Shark Attack #28 - They Are Not Amused 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I can't imagine why cats constantly plot their hoomans' downfall.
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Shark Attack #27 - There's Always a Bigger Fish 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
That flying shark kinda looks like a Kirov.
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Shark Attack #26/Caturday Week 9 - Catsharks 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yes, they're quite real. In fact it's one of the largest shark families out there, with around 160 species.
But are they catty? No, but they are fond of cat's-eyes. Chiefly because of their own eyes are very cat-like in appearance. Not everyone seems to think so though, as some species of catsharks are also know as dogfish for some reason. Of course, no species of this family has been observed barking or meowing...yet.
One humorous characteristic of catsharks is that tooth regeneration in the lower jaw of juveniles is dependant on the sonic hedgehog protein (that's what it's called).
Quite fitting too, since shark teeth grow really quickly. Gotta bite fast!
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