If you wanna know the secret to his success, keep looking at memes.

And yet you still want it.

Perhaps you should flip it to decide.

Doesn't seem like they had a particularly healthy diet.

We shall always hold on to @dr_richard_ew. And hey, @porch_light is back. Does that mean @moth might return too?

And it only took her 20 years to realize it.

And déjà vu just means you've just been in this place before.

Yeah, it's real. But it's not as lewd as one might expect. The milkshake is meant to emulate the flavor of cookies a mother might bake, and thus take one back to one's childhood. More details here: https://japantoday.com/category/features/new-products/McDonald%E2%80%99s-Japan%E2%80%99s-new-Taste-of-Mommy-McShake-brings-a-marvelously-milky-milkshake-to-the-menu

Terry, or any shark for that matter, really isn't the type to be so hate-filled. I wish people would stop projecting.

It's just German for "The Bart The". Interestingly, "Bart" is a real German word (it means "beard") but it's masculine. So the phrase would be "Der Bart Der".

I feel like Ash from Pokémon wouldn't mind taking her last name, and maybe he'd change his first name to Very as well.

Aside from not working, I wonder what most people would do with (a small loan of) $5,000,000. (Besides blowing it on...blow.)

English... Inventor... Merlin... Hmmm...

A decade is more than just the sum of its parts.

They got summer figured out.

The Minecraft bear update.

The smallest species of octopus in the world, growing to no more than 2.5 cm (1 in). They may be small but they have a huge presence as they're found in abundance throughout the West Pacific Ocean, preferring to stick to the shallows.
Their average life expectancy is from 6 to 18 months. One interesting aspect is they spend anywhere from a third to a half of their life in the paralarval stage (basically octopus adolescence).
You know some tough little tentacled tots are gonna emerge if they manage to survive being a teenager for so long.

Especially if it hasn't been disinfected.

"Water you doing? Ice-uppose you think you're being clever."
- the dad, probably

They're also undergarments... That doesn't make it any better, does it?