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Froggo Fun #529 - Best Sun Hat 3 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
I wonder what kind of flower that is. (Not a joke, I legitimately don't know.)
The trail 18 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
That's better. Don't forget to also write paragraph-long comments nitpicking what you find disagreeable with other people's jokes.
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The trail 18 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
@creativedragonbaby A joke? On a humor site? What madness are you spouting?
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Super Sunday Week 11 - Cheetah (DC) 5 comments
The trail 18 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Doesn't seem that hard. All you need is an unmarked van and a ski mask. Badges? You don't need no stinkin' badges.
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Super Sunday Week 11 - Cheetah (DC) 5 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Go ahead, tell yourself you're not a furry.
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I did a post on cheetahs yesterday, so why not continue with that?
In the comics' continuity, there have been 4 characters that have assumed this supervillain's identity. The first two were regular people who just donned a cheetah costume. The last two, however, had superpowers granted to them by a god called Urzkartaga. However, the one in the above gif is the result of genetic experimentation on herself. She's the incarnation I'm most familiar with (the one which appears in the 2001 Justice League animated series). And while Cheetah is primarily a Wonder Woman foe, let's just say Batman is quite familiar with her, too. (I'm sure he's aware of the effect he has on cat-women.)
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I did a post on cheetahs yesterday, so why not continue with that?
In the comics' continuity, there have been 4 characters that have assumed this supervillain's identity. The first two were regular people who just donned a cheetah costume. The last two, however, had superpowers granted to them by a god called Urzkartaga. However, the one in the above gif is the result of genetic experimentation on herself. She's the incarnation I'm most familiar with (the one which appears in the 2001 Justice League animated series). And while Cheetah is primarily a Wonder Woman foe, let's just say Batman is quite familiar with her, too. (I'm sure he's aware of the effect he has on cat-women.)
Froggo Fun #528 - Rock Music 4 comments
Froggo Fun #528 - Rock Music 4 comments
Remy's Ratatouille 4 comments
Caturday Week 11 - Cheetahs 7 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
"Damn, look a' that son o' bitch go! He haulin' ass!"
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But if they do come by your house, don't kill them. While solitary male cheetahs can be territorial, most of them are harmless and in fact quite easy to tame. While not fully domesticated, evidence of cheetahs being kept as pets or being used for coursing (that is as hunting animals) dates back to Ancient Egypt.
Their most remarkable feature is naturally their speed (they've been clocked reaching up to 98 km/h, or about 61 mph). However, cheetahs are also one the the few cats who can't fully retract their claws, and who hunt during the day, as opposed to being nocturnal.
Most unfortunately, however, cheetahs are not doing so great today. There are about 7000 of them in the wild in fragmented populations, down from 100,000 at the beginning of the 20th century. (Some even have to appear in cheese snack commercials to make ends meet.)
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But if they do come by your house, don't kill them. While solitary male cheetahs can be territorial, most of them are harmless and in fact quite easy to tame. While not fully domesticated, evidence of cheetahs being kept as pets or being used for coursing (that is as hunting animals) dates back to Ancient Egypt.
Their most remarkable feature is naturally their speed (they've been clocked reaching up to 98 km/h, or about 61 mph). However, cheetahs are also one the the few cats who can't fully retract their claws, and who hunt during the day, as opposed to being nocturnal.
Most unfortunately, however, cheetahs are not doing so great today. There are about 7000 of them in the wild in fragmented populations, down from 100,000 at the beginning of the 20th century. (Some even have to appear in cheese snack commercials to make ends meet.)
Froggo Fun #527 - Froggy Bear and Mew-Mew Claim Their Latest Pic-a-nic Basket 2 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
I was worried that a Yogi Bear reference might date me but then I realized nothing (and no one) would date me.
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The Babe Doth Have Hindquarters 2 comments
So, Bird Is Not the Word? 2 comments
But Is It Steam-Powered? 3 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
"Gabe Boy! You promised Rolf 3 Half-Life games, yet I see only 2! Do not mock the son of a shepherd!"
Women smh 9 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Technically, they can. In most cases however, It's recommended to wait for the subscription to expire.
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Oh yes your honor 2 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Just don't call Rushia (the green-haired one) flat and you should be fine. I'd still be on my guard regardless since one of them is a war criminal, and another might make a habit out of shivering your timbers.
Don’t forget it! 16 comments
Is That Why the Earth Is Round, too? 1 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
I would make a Lion King reference, but that'd be pointless too, wouldn't it?
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Going to the Beach This Year 2 comments
"Yeah yeah sure, step aside kid." 1 comments
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And now, let us start some arguments. *inhales* Pineapple on pizza.