Follow them @froggybootyonleaf. (If that is a real account, please don't let me know.)

Wood you like to join them?

You ever seen an octopus fly?
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Named after the eponymous flying elephant from the 1941 Disney movie, dumbo octopuses aren't a single species, but a genus (Grimpoteuthis) with 15 members. They're an abyssal group, being found at depths from 1000 to 7000 metres. As such, they don't produce ink.
But are as big as elephants? Not really. The largest can grow up to 1.8 m (about 5 ft 10 in) but most are around 20 to 30 cm (8 to 12 in).
(Apparently, if they get drunk, they start seeing pink octopuses which either go on parades, or are friends with clownfish. And some purple species sport halos and like to watch a certain priestess of the Ancient Ones.)

It's oil on canvas, not watercolor. Buy it captures a certain je ne sais spart about the transient nature of frogginity.

I understand it started as a grassroots movement.

Either way, it helps your uptime.

I believe Daria (from Daria) said it best: "There's no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."
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And now, let us start some arguments. *inhales* Pineapple on pizza.

I wonder what kind of flower that is. (Not a joke, I legitimately don't know.)

So this is technically official art? Looks really pretty, can't lie.

Doesn't seem that hard. All you need is an unmarked van and a ski mask. Badges? You don't need no stinkin' badges.

Go ahead, tell yourself you're not a furry.
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I did a post on cheetahs yesterday, so why not continue with that?
In the comics' continuity, there have been 4 characters that have assumed this supervillain's identity. The first two were regular people who just donned a cheetah costume. The last two, however, had superpowers granted to them by a god called Urzkartaga. However, the one in the above gif is the result of genetic experimentation on herself. She's the incarnation I'm most familiar with (the one which appears in the 2001 Justice League animated series). And while Cheetah is primarily a Wonder Woman foe, let's just say Batman is quite familiar with her, too. (I'm sure he's aware of the effect he has on cat-women.)

They kinda look like stoners though.

Ara Ara Arby's (preferably the Oneesan subdivision).

"Damn, look a' that son o' bitch go! He haulin' ass!"
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But if they do come by your house, don't kill them. While solitary male cheetahs can be territorial, most of them are harmless and in fact quite easy to tame. While not fully domesticated, evidence of cheetahs being kept as pets or being used for coursing (that is as hunting animals) dates back to Ancient Egypt.
Their most remarkable feature is naturally their speed (they've been clocked reaching up to 98 km/h, or about 61 mph). However, cheetahs are also one the the few cats who can't fully retract their claws, and who hunt during the day, as opposed to being nocturnal.
Most unfortunately, however, cheetahs are not doing so great today. There are about 7000 of them in the wild in fragmented populations, down from 100,000 at the beginning of the 20th century. (Some even have to appear in cheese snack commercials to make ends meet.)

I was worried that a Yogi Bear reference might date me but then I realized nothing (and no one) would date me.

One must be a man of culture to write such cultured scripts.

I'm sure the poster is just parroting something they heard.

"Gabe Boy! You promised Rolf 3 Half-Life games, yet I see only 2! Do not mock the son of a shepherd!"

We all want what we can't have.