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"You think a red dot gives you power over me?" 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
"You merely adopted the dot. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't stop chasing the dot until I was full-grown cat."
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Froggo Fun R #7 - When the Catnip Kicks in 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Really gotta get me some of that catnip.
Froggo Fun R #6/Froppy Friday - How Very Observant 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yes, it just feels right. Budgett's frogs have Wednesdays, Froppy has Fridays.
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Froggo Fun R #6/Froppy Friday - How Very Observant 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
If the frogs return, so to will the frog-girl.
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Obvious Repent 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Frogs are a necessary step if one is to be redeemed. Not sure about the rabbit part though. Perhaps the frog merely miscroaked. It happens.
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Happy "Insurrection" Day 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
@jasonmon Well, you see, it's because there was no insurrection. Remember, they were just loitering.
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Froggo Fun R #5 - "Hi-ho. Kermit the Frog here, and today I'll be stopping the steal." 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Nah, Kermit isn't like that. This pic was actually posted on the official KermitTheFrog Twitter last year as an announcement for a 4th of July special show.
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On This Day, in This Place, Nothing of Note Happened 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Just like on August 24th, 1814.
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(My bingo sheet is out, and my body is ready.)
The easiest scapegoat is literally right there, guys 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yeah, but to be fair, so did the British. I mean the US must have gotten it from somewhere.
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Froggo Fun R #4 - Guess Who's Exicted for Wednesday, My Dudes? 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, I couldn't deprive people on this site of frogs forever. It's considered cruel and unsual punishment in some parts of the world.
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Froggo Fun R #4 - Guess Who's Exicted for Wednesday, My Dudes? 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I wish. Sadly, I'm nowhere near talented enough. It's just something I found on reddit.
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Froggo Fun R #4 - Guess Who's Exicted for Wednesday, My Dudes? 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I'm gonna guess it's the salamander. They look the most fired up.
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Froggo Fun R #3 - How Much Does a Chonk Weigh? 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Hopefully enough to crush your sadness.
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Dance along 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
@mia_linay So glad you're still around. And I'm not am expert, but I understand these frogs appear only after a very special potion is drunk; a Little Sweet Distillate, if you will.
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I also have a pocket watch 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
So that's where the One Piece was all along. The real question though is: Does it hold the last episode?
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Froggo Fun R #2 - 'Cause You Had a Bad Day 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I'm glad that a cute mom is paying attention to me.
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We already know 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I guess. Sadly, I don't think everyone can make that distinction.
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And yeah, they would be considered an ethnic group, same as say Indians for example (even though India has hundreds of ethnic groups). It's probably an informal classification though. Like on an official document, the race option would still be white (Caucasian).
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Froggo Fun R #2 - 'Cause You Had a Bad Day 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Thank you, mama. (You're a mom, aren't you? I hope I'm remebering right.)
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We already know 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yeah, but outside of Romania it's usually considered an ethnicity. True, that's not the same as a race, but what else would you call negative stereotypes directed at them?
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Froggo Fun R #2 - 'Cause You Had a Bad Day 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
But sometimes froggos can help turn it around.
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Froggo Fun R #1 - May I Offer You a Nice Frog? 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
My last Froggo Fun series had 550 entries. I'd say that's pretty good. Let's see how far this one makes it. Long times users already know what to expect, but for the newer ones, this series shall feature frog-related pics, comics, memes, or any other media.
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What does the R stand for though? Ressurection, Revival, Respawn... take your pick. Other names I considered include Froggo Fun 2: Electric Froggaloo and The Re-Frogganing.
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We already know 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Huh, I thought racist posts weren't allowed here. Has that changed?
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I Am Awakened 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Thank you. I have seen the mentions as well. It's nice to know people were thinking about me.
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I Am Awakened 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Thought you got rid of me, huh? Well, think again. A new year calls for renewed froginess. As such, I shall start posting again. I won't be resuming my old series since it's been too long (I know, try to contain your soul-shattering disappointment) but hopefully I'll still find something nice to share. Here's to 2022 being slighty less sucky than last year!
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Hibernation 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I didn't need to last year, but it seems I do this year. And it's not just because it's getting colder. Unfortunately, I do have a life outside this site. I know, I know, hard to believe. Nonetheless, it has reared its ugly head, and I don't know when it will lower it. I'll still check in every now and then. I just won't be posting or be as active as usual. I apologise for the unforseen forthcoming frog draught, but I trust in everyone's ability to power through it.
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