I wish I were half as good at consoling people as that frog is.

#notallfunsub
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Buy yes, let us brace ourselves for one or several paragraph-long comments about your ceaseless persecusion of the poor rich people.

Indeed, the best way to summon @catfluff is to tag her in cat-related posts.
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Yugioh has a wide range of cat (and cat-girl) monsters, as well as more than a few fluffy monsters. But ultimately, I had to go with Rescue Cat — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Rescue_Cat —. Not only was it a powerful card during the early Synchro era, but @catfluff herself has undoubtedly rescued others from sadness on numerous occasions.

Truly a modern masterpiece.

@shurikkaru's name is indeed deried from 'shuriken', so a ninja monster was inevitable. In this case, it's one of the OG ones: Strike Ninja — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Strike_Ninja —. However, the artwork is from a Spell Card: Fuhma Shuriken — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Fuhma_Shuriken —.
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Interestingly, Strike Ninja first apppeared in the anime not as Duel Monster, but as a Dungeon Dice Monster in Yami's match against Duke Devlin. I guess ninjas can truly hide anywhere. (Just don't let cut onions near you.)

The same is true for pigs, I understand.

"Don't you think you've had enough cat pics?"
"Don't tell me when I've had enough. I'll tell you when I've had enough. Keep 'em coming."

Sure, those slippers look cute to us, but they would probably be less so if they were shaped like humans.

Hopefully no one will complain about them stealing jobs.

Might have to find some octopuses to fix that.

Inside you, there is a wolf. His name is @nelson. Inside you, there is also a hyena. His name is also @nelson. @nelson is inside you. You are @nelson.
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As you may have deduced, he requested either a wolf or hyena. I figured, why no both, but leaned towards the wolf. Funnily enough there is a card in Yugioh simply called Wolf — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Wolf —, and one simply called Hyena — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Hyena —. However, I went with Frightfur Wolf — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Frightfur_Wolf —, which is also a Fusion monster.
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As for the flavor of the effect, that's more closely related to Nelson Muntz. And yes, Taunt — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Taunt — is an actual card.

There's a Hug Day? How have I never heard of this? Thank you for letting everyone know. *consensuality hugs*

And only you can save her. Just leave your credit card details below.
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Not that I don't sympathize somewhat. If I were Froppy, I'd want to take pics of me, too.

Just a harmless Terry meme, nothing more. Everyone likes Terry, right? Propaganda? None here. Sorry, conspiracists, you'll have to look somewhere else.