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Fluffly Wiggly Poof 14 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Another fun fact about frogs: While some are poisonous, most don't have strong enough toxins to kill humans.
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Those who do, like the golden poison frog, live deep within rainforests. So one would have to go way out of their way to find such a frog, much less be affected by one.
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Cherubae 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Guuurl, that's just like heavanly.
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Fluffly Wiggly Poof 14 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
@karlboll That'd be nice. Unfotunately, it just won't make a difference with some people.
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Also, it seems the above is once again proudly displaying his lack of education and understanding.
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For those who actually care, most frogs aren't toxic. However, amphibians do act as enviromental indicators, i.e. determing how toxic an enviroment is. So, you can trust me when I point to toxic elements.
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Seriously, he's trying to push frog misinformation now.
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Frens 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yes, people, that's the first place the above's mind went. Is anyone really surprised at this point.
A Sweet Terry 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
It's always gotta be about death with the above, doesn't it.
A Sweet Terry 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I was expecting angel food, but I'm not gonna say no to a Terry lollipop.
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Fluffly Wiggly Poof 14 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Maybe. But you know you shouldn't feed his ego. It's already the size of a planet.
Time to do some critical thinking 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
@karlboll I'm kinda on the fence about that. They are funny on the one hand but on the other, it means having to see T****.
Shadow of the Cat 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Interestingly enough, there are some DC characters called Catman, both villains and heroes:
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Catman
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Frens 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
A good fren can always help you come out of your shell.
Bootsies Footsies 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
The hottest trend of the summer.
A Rare Catstronomical Phenomenon 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
First off, it's not a personal attack. I meant pussy as in pussy cat, of course.
Secondly, you needn't worry about f******one, he likes it. It feeds into the whole persecusion narrative that he enjoys peddling.
And third, if you really feel strongly about this, you call always just ask me to stop acknowledging him, for example. I care about you, so you know I'll honor it.
Time to do some critical thinking 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yes, but you see, that impeachement was brought about by the mean ol' Democrats who were jealous of his success as president.
Do. Not 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Just when I thought I'd seen everything.
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YugiPro #40 - Like the Legend of the Phoenix 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start some @risingflames in your heart
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Yeah, there is a card called Rising Fire — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Rising_Fire —, no doubt the best fuel for this entry.
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Fluffly Wiggly Poof 14 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Ah, seems the above is up. Fun's over for today everyone. Prepare for more gun propanganda, and BMing about persecusion.
You Gotta Keep the Little Guy Warm 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Of course. Gotta take aerodynamics into consideration.
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Fluffly Wiggly Poof 14 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Don't let them fool you. They're getting ready to attack.
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You Made It, Traveller 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I'm sure the Soup Noodle one is the wisest.
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Saw This While Out Today. TL: "You are the most beautiful" 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I'm sure @karlboll would appreciate that there are people irl spreading small amounts of positivity in the same way he is here.
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You are more attractive than you think 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Welp, time for a raid.
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That's why I always carry chocolate 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
You're right. I better go grab a Snickers. (This comment brought to you by Snickers.)
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That's why I always carry chocolate 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
A difficult task to accomplish, but a worthy goal to aim for. And, of course, chocolate always helps.
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You're doing it 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Doesn't she mean...keep gooing?
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You are more attractive than you think 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Where are they hiding, though?
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