That's right, Terry just mugged you.

In their tongue he is Croakvakin, Dragoncroak!

Every frog's gotta make a living.
Of course, frogs don't have penises. And their mating somewhat resembles spooning.
So a better scenario would have been if the delivery frog said something like, "Did someone order some ice cream with an extra large spoon?"

They're set to be deployed in October.

More dangerous than a horny toad, I hear.

Those sick cissies, always trying to groom kids into thinking being a cisgender is normal. They should be issued a cis and desist.

Ha! Amateur. I had my first drink when I was 9. People say alcohol negatively affects intellectual development. But I can assure everyone that I suffer from no drain bamage.

I see she's living the American Dream.

I guess if they didn't feel loved, they'd just pack up their trunk and go.

I understand a bf contains all the major food groups.

The meaning is of course a simple illustration of a black rooster hunting his natural prey, a white rabbit.

Pure motherfroggin' magic.

There are many rip-offs, but there is only one Onion. Accept no substitutes.

They must have eaten love bugs.

Mental afflictions really bring people together.

But if one eats ass, and one is what one eats, then...

If you gib, they nom.

Look at those sheep, not wearing masks just like the gov'ment tells them to. Good thing there are independent thinkers out there who did their own research and who resist this authoritarian overreach.
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So yeah, mask mandates here have been lifted. And it seems that the COVID state of emergency will also be lifted in the US in May. It appears that this disease is just something we'll have to live with from now on, you know, "like the flu."

That's some smooth metal.

Is there such a thing as potato porn? 'Cause this feels like just that.

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

Ngl, anthropology was not the first thing I thought of when I read, "anthro professor".