Can it fix broken hearts? I hope WD-40 can.

Well, better luck next year.

Hope they weren't keeping it in their trunk.

This could be us, but you won't square up.

Another company going woke. When will it end.

Then there's also the one who thinks all clothes are microhipped by the goverment.

I've heard this quote before, though in a different form. Something like, "Time no longer had patience."

I'm sure she felt bad when her piggybank went to pieces, but it's probably for the best, as I'm sure it would have squealed on her.

Okay, you may now proceed.

Man, these people really are consumed by lust for Power, aren't they.

Well, buns are the best thing since sliced bread.

"Ey, I got yo' e'dritch abomination right 'ere." *points to crotch*

Perhaps catboys and catgirls are all part of the cats' machinations to make us better cats.

And yes, sand frogs are a real species: https://museum.wa.gov.au/explore/frogwatch/frogs/sand-frog

Pro writers wish they could come up with something like this.

Whatever happened to journalistic integrity smh

That's one way to make sure a pussy stays wet.
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Yes yes, I'm going to the shame corner.

Pspspsps.

They're extra nutty.

Life was hard for a cat in Imperial China.

Tweeting about fighting for freedom vs. actually fighting for freedom.

Not sure that's true for everyone. There's a British guy where I work, and he didn't seem too torn up about it.
Of course, he could just be an exception. And it's not like the Queen's passing wasn't a significant event.
But comparing a death from natural causes to a terrorist attack in which thousands died might be just a skosh much.

I can't even begin to fathom the amount of death, destruction, and misery caused by all of this.
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To make matters worse, Moldova's government recently collapsed, and some speculate that this might make it potentially make it Putin's next target. The situations in Transnistria doesn't help.
It might be a good time for Romanians to put their money where their mouth is and help those they call their bretheren.
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On the upside, it seems Putin is once again pressed for time, as March is an unfavorable time to launch offensives in Ukraine. And the Ukrainian military is planning their own offensive.
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I know, many people have become numb to this at this point. But I don't think it's something that should be ignored.