Everyone likes fries, right?

As is tradition (for me), here's a strawberry poison-dart frog, one of the best frog moms, to celebrate the 8th of March. And as always a shout-out to the Surinam toad, also a great mommy frog.
For those wishing to take a journey, here's last year's post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/637983/froggo-fun-r-67special-happy-womensmothers-day/

But not Frogger. Frogs play that irl on a daily basis.

Priest casts Divine Shield
Vinking Raider Axe has +5 Holy Penetration
Raider casts Cleave
Priest HP drops to 0

My mind is a pond and everyone is skipping rocks across it.

Ah good. I needed to feel old today.

Idk, I think they look good in both.

You know, so I can avoid it. And perhaps research it to help others better avoid it.

Remember, it's only satire if it attacks the people/concepts you don't like. Otherwise, it's a personal attack and you should feel threatened.

Lettuce see how long this lasts.

Everyone knows girls born after 1993 can't breast boobily. All they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, be bisexual, twerk, and lie.

I'm not sure you can make friends with the Wall People.
Just to make sure, they're the ones with the red hats, right?

Seems like a reliable source.

Is this what you see after stepping into a fairy ring?

I think this was deleted from the original subreddit. Can't imagine why.

Funny that the frog is just looking at their phone while everyone else is pillow fighiting.
I feel that's exactly what I'd do at a sleepover.

Maybe guys just need to git gud.

As some may know, March is Women's History Month in both the US and the UK.

Somehow, I no longer find that hard to believe.