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Froggos '23 #81 - A World of Frogs for World Frog Day 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's that time again. For those who want know more about World Frog Day, here's last year's post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638306/froggo-fun-r-80special-guess-what-day-it-is/
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Froggos '23 #80 - I Wonder What They're Discussing 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It was a very controversial ruling, and one with far-reaching consequences.
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Froggos '23 #80 - I Wonder What They're Discussing 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Probably world domination.
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Ancient Roman history is enough 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
The deeper I dive, the more ominous the patterns I discern.
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Oh noes, socialism! 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
And then Jesus doth said unto them, "Lol, geteth a job, hippie"
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You Are Now Aware of This 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
However, few can handle the strain such knowledge brings.
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Froggos '23 #79 - You Are Brought before the Frog High Court 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Your transgressions shall now be judged.
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Califragilisticexpialidocious! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
No doubt an excerpt from the famous comidic opera, "The Pirates of Pansex".
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Froggos '23 #78/Froppy Friday - I'll Take 20 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I've never actually had minty milk. But if Froppy made it, I'm sure it's great.
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Froggos '23 #77/Special - Would Go Out for a Drink with Them? 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
A nice coincidence that this would be my 77th post of the year. Luck of the Froggish, one might say.
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Eastern cold weapons are better, change my mind 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Oh, I'm certainly a Saber enjoyer, straight and especially otherwise.
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Froggos '23 #76 - Frog in Doctor's Office 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They're probably still on their residency. But someday they'll be skilled enough to examine balls by themself. They might even get into frogtology.
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Froggos '23 #76 - Frog in Doctor's Office 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I'm sure they're there as an emotional support animal.
So Brave 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I guess that guy's ideal woman is Slenderman.
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Froggos '23 #75 - Froga (Frog Yoga) 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It calms the mind and spirit.
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Terry Used Splash 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Who says Splash is the weakest move.
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Froggos '23 #74/Special - Happy White Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Seems I missed last year's White Day, so for those curious as to what it's about, here's my post from 2 years ago: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/615410/froggo-fun-416special-happy-white-day/
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Froggos '23 #73 - I'm Crazy Enough To Do It 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I think it is. This might be from the Spy X Family manga.
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Hail Satan is my safeword 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Oh yeah, it is from The Ritual.
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Hail Satan is my safeword 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Is that the Jotunn from Midsommar?
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Froggos '23 #73 - I'm Crazy Enough To Do It 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
If you're gonna be a pain, you'll get the frog on a chain.
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Sailor Monday 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Depending on where you live, hygene standards might be higher at the restaurant.
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Froggos '23 #72 - "It's not the size, it's how you use it." 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I must advise against inserting frogs in any bodily crevice.
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Froggos '23 #71 - Ouch 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Stubbing your toad is even more serious.
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"My.... fluffy... precious..." 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I'm guessing the hairless cat is Cat Gollum, and the other one is @catfluff.
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