The same? I might be out of the loop, but last I checked, no one from those countries shot a teen (twice) for accidently ringing their doorbell.

Were you expecting a bamboozle. Well, I have bamboozled that expectation, for these long-nosed leapers are quite real.
First discovered in 2019, and formally described in 2022, they've long been known to the inhabitants of the Western Amazon who call them rana danta (lit. tapir frog).
Since they're a newly discovered species, not much is known about them. What is known however, is that they're a burrowing frog spending most of their time underground, particularly in mud. Their chocolate coloring helps with camouflage. (But, like the chocolate frog of Australia, they're not actually made of chocolate.)

Frogs never skip leg day.

Thankfully, my current job doesn't drain me on a daily basis as much as my previous ones did.

There's always room for moar choccy eggs.

One day, they shall be a beautiful catterfly.

Viddy well, my froggies.

I wonder if it breaks the Second Law of Froggodynamics.

So, some of the comments on this vid say that Old English sounds pretty similar to Danish.
Makes sense, I guess, since the Anglo-Saxons came from an area that is now Denmark. It does make me wonder how much of this a modern Dane would understand.
Some words sound similar to German as well.

Gib Salter all the borger.

It was probably fraliens.

One day you will have to answer for your actions. And Frog may. Not. Be. So. M̵̡̨͈̱̳̥̤͙̠̗̎͑̔̄̾̈́̏̕͝͠ề̵̦̤̥̘͎̹̲͉͕̏̃͑̏̾̍͑̾̀ͅr̷̻͖̰̳̩̖̪̩̄̓̐͊́͛́͂͝͠ͅͅ¢̵̡̡͕̰̻̮͔̤̙̊̌̔̐͒̒͂͐̐̚͜į̷̞͔̮̮̗̠̣̟͚̈͒̄͑̔̒̑̈̀́̓£̶̧͚̼̫̯̘͎̜̖̱̓̔̈́̾̈́͒́͌̒́µ̵̬͙̫̜̜̩̹͇̀̿̀̎̽̆̈̕͜͜͝͝l̶̨̜͔̫̯͓̣̻̺̭̏̓̏͆́̍̂̎͝͝

True. There is only one blue tick that deserves your money: https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/The-Tick-animated-series.jpg?x23912

@snowbeast, here's Terry's bunny ears.

As some may know, a frock is a real item of clothing. Of course, it doesn't look like the pic.

I don't know how people manage to make stuff like this, but I am grateful that they do.

Gotta be honest, the Byzantines just don't feel like Romans, especially after Heraclius. And the skutatoi? C'mon, they're just cataphract rip-offs. Though I guess the Romans were good at, um, adapting stuff from other cultures.

"Where're the eggs, Lebowski? I want those eggs, Lebowski. Bunny says you're good for it. Where're the fucking eggs, shithead!"
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And thus the Orthodox baptism rite was born: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KdftbYqA_VQ

100% biblically accurate, I'm told.

Can't think of a cuter Easter Bunny. (Except a Froppy Bunny, of course.)

Easter celebrates resurrection, so I thought I'd bring back yet another series. Again, it won't be a regular thing, just a place for cool superhero-related stuff.
More info on this lagomorph law enforcer here: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/captain-carrot/4005-33139/