I know I couldn't resist anyone who wears it.

Or slicing oranges, whichever.

Norway's National Day commemorates the signing of the Constitution of Norway at Eidsvoll on the 17th of May 1814, which recognized Norway as an independent country. Although it still did have the same head of state as Sweden, thus making it part of a personal union of the two countries. Norway did not achieve full independence until October 26th 1905.
The festivities reflect this holiday's symbolic stance as a celebration of the people of Norway, and thus they can be quite varried.
The most noteworthy is the Children's Parade in Oslo (Norway's capital) which have kids of all ages waving flags and playing instruments, and which ends at the Royal Palace, where the procession is greeted by the royal family. Another similar celebration is that of highschool seniors (or russ).
The observances are not limited to Norway alone, as expats and people of Norwegian descent from around the world also partake, in places like Southwark Park in London, Stoughton in Wisconsin and Petersburg, Alaska.

Wall asel, which means wall donkey, if I recall. Why? Your guess is as good as mine.

Oh dang, that really hits home. I think I actually remember what it was, too: A Windows XP installation CD.

A Carcaptor meme? Here? Today is officially a good day.

*Pumped-Up Kicks starts playing*

Ah yes, one of the ancient horrors of the internet.

Everyone who died trying to climb this peak was once a highly-motivated indivual.

I'm gonna go with blep.

I can actually confirm this.
Now the question is, was it worth sitting through those trailer to see Sonic on the big screen?... Maybe?...

I'd certainly like to see that remake.

But what if I don't want to set the world on fire? What if I just wanna start a flame in your heart?

Think no-consent cat cuddling is a joke? Think again.

Some people are late ball-droppers, and that's okay.

That's Gudako, and rest assured, she's very much alive. Even dying didn't kill her.

Yeah both are good, but have you ever tried to peel a coconut?

Apparently, this is real: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/mobile/uk_news/scotland/highlands_and_islands/6618995.stm
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Not quite what people expected the Loch Ness Monster to look like.

And this would probably be her Stand: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e3/20/a5/e320a564a9fe6ab87e61c5e6b24e7506.jpg

HMS Pinafrog.

Many have said that the tragic arrowing in the town marketplace could have been prevented by regulating the use and sale of longbows.
However, the NRA (Nobles' Ranger Assembly) has contented that longbows are necessary for defending the border against the Scots, and in case of a war with the French.
And indeed, due to their foresight, England has never lost a war with France, particularly during the Middle Ages.