Well, that way the moms can have a break.

That means something is very likely to happen somewhere sometime.

It's always Ohio, isn't it.

Where's @dr_richard_ew btw?

Eh, extra oxygen.

The (literally) 1984 hit by legendary British rock band Queen.
It may shock some to find out that the music video caused some controversy in the US upon its release because of the crossdressing. Ha, those silly '80s people. Can you imagine something like that happening today.
While the song is well-known, its meaning has been heavily debated even to this day, and may forever remain a mystery.

Alternatively:
"You can't have sex without sexual attraction."
"You can't have sex."

"Be quiet! Shaddup!"
"But, I thought you said to say 'ah'."
"That I did. But I didn't tell you to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

Plenty of flavors, too. But will they be enough to make up for Terry not showing up last week?

If a frog eats time flies, do they become a time frog?

Odds are this is how homophobes see LGBT people.

No flute necessary.

I, too, throw shampoo bottles into grinders at cookware stores.

Apparently that's what hanging a pride flag at the White House means: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/147khh2/apparently_its_illegal_to_be_straight_in_america/

That's the good stuff.

I wish I didn't know who that was. But now that I do, I can say it couldn't have come at a better time.
His followers needn't worry though. I'm sure he's smiling up at them.

"Saa, okaa-san, kono hito ga rizzu de aru. Soshite, kono hito no fuku ga dorippu o yonde."

I finally found a place that sells good cake for cheap.

228922 is the new 177013.
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As usual, I must advise against actually looking up either of these. You've been warned.

Fate already has Nightingale. Sure she's a nurse, and this guy was a doctor, and they would make an interesting medical duo. But Fate also has Asclepius, a literal god of medicine. It's hard to top that.