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Hippity hoppity

— Happy Frog Report User
They're Finally Starting to Get It 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Slowly (very), but surely.
She Asked for It 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Not sure why some guys want tradfems so much.
Froggos '23 #181 - Showing Some Leg 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
A frog bridge in Willimantic, Connecticut.
Hmm... just a small gap 7 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
A top... poster and commenter?
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I present you, Horse 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Pretty much. Ever tried milking a buffalo.
And thus the Pilgrims boarded the Mayflower to America 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Right... "without"...
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Hmm... just a small gap 7 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
What the heck? When is this from?
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Sailor Monday - Goodness, I love These Two 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Who says water and electricity don't mix? Well, physics... But aside from that?
Be LGBT, Commit Larceny 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Not since Prometheus' theft of fire has there been such a heinous heist in the high heavens.
One can only hope that those who accomplished this titanic task will take pity on us mortals, much as the Greek God of Fire did, and share their colorful capture.
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Froggos '23 #180 - If You're Gonna Fail, Do It Fabulously 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
We're at the half-way point for this year's froggy posts. Oh man, that means half a year has already passed....
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Dang groomer 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
That's why no one trusts groomers.
Super Sunday - Fellas, Is Wearing a Skintight Rubber Suit Gay? 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Bet no one had gay bats on their bingo sheet. Then again, people have been making gay Batman jokes since at least the '60s. It's about time Batgirls got their turn.
This would totally be fine with the people on Twitter, right? 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Gyaru Jasmine? Yeah, I'm sure there's some people who'd be into that.
Celebrate the sacrifice 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I mean, to be fair, how many people would give up their weekend for you?
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Either that or Joker sent a d*ck pic to Charlie 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Now this one is actually real.
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Beluga Returns Phone 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Guess the country.
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Froggos '23 #179 - Close Encounters of the Frog Kind 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
The Amphibia frogs would probably be as weird to Earth frogs as Gray Aliens are to humans.
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Ah, Now We See the Violence Inherent in the System 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
– one of the attackers, probably
Caturday - A Hole New World 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Whether someone is an asshole is all a matter of perspective.
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It feels bad, really bad 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I'll say it as many times as needed: Pace. Your. Selves.
It’s best not to think about it 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
You'd have to be high to mistake the two, sky high in fact.
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Turing! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yup, today (June 23rd) is his birthday, and this year (2023) is really special since it's his 111st anniversary. I'm sure most people know who Alan Turing is, and why it's so fitting that his birthday should be during Pride Month. But for whose who don't, here's the last post I did on him: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/579182/alan-turing/
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Froggos '23 #178/Froppy Friday - Flower Brides 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They're their own flower girls.
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Facepalm moment 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Just more evidence of state-enforced heterosexuality.
Those Damn Gays Corrupting Innocent Youths Again 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Apparently, dog raping is just how alpha males assert dominance: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=70xOBS6joUU&feature=youtu.be
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