For the record, I'm *not* glad people died crushed at the bottom of the ocean. At the same time, I find it hard to feel too sorry for them.

When no one got me, I know frogs got me.

God cucks in mysterious way.

Ah, beat me to it again.
*
That aside, this is what real courage looks like.

So, they're finally coming on land.

Slowly (very), but surely.

Not sure why some guys want tradfems so much.

A frog bridge in Willimantic, Connecticut.

Pretty much. Ever tried milking a buffalo.

Right... "without"...

What the heck? When is this from?

Who says water and electricity don't mix? Well, physics... But aside from that?

Not since Prometheus' theft of fire has there been such a heinous heist in the high heavens.
One can only hope that those who accomplished this titanic task will take pity on us mortals, much as the Greek God of Fire did, and share their colorful capture.

We're at the half-way point for this year's froggy posts. Oh man, that means half a year has already passed....

That's why no one trusts groomers.

Bet no one had gay bats on their bingo sheet. Then again, people have been making gay Batman jokes since at least the '60s. It's about time Batgirls got their turn.

Gyaru Jasmine? Yeah, I'm sure there's some people who'd be into that.

I mean, to be fair, how many people would give up their weekend for you?

Now this one is actually real.

Guess the country.

The Amphibia frogs would probably be as weird to Earth frogs as Gray Aliens are to humans.

"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
– one of the attackers, probably

Whether someone is an asshole is all a matter of perspective.

I'll say it as many times as needed: Pace. Your. Selves.