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Et Tu, France? 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
At this point my only surprise is that A̶i̶r̶s̶t̶r̶i̶p̶ ̶O̶n̶e̶ the UK didn't do this first. Or...maybe they did and just didn't anounce it.
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Throwback Thursday - The OG Philosoraptor 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Know what?
Froggos '23 #192/Froppy Friday - Ready to Beat the Heat with a Swim 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Not that it doesn't look great on her, but I do wonder if the that swimsuit is a hand-me-down from her grandma.
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May I Offer You a Cup of Duck? 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I do in fact give a duck.
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The first frog is pretty dope tho. 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
@bensen's drawing deserved the win.
I have a friend like this 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
For my part, I try to follow proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling whenever possible. That said, I can't deny there are instances where I simply disregard them for the sake of convenience, or because I am unsure of what rules apply. This is especially true when it comes to punctuation.
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Froggos '23 #191 - Evicted by a Rat Bastard 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They didn't give a rat's ass, did they.
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I have a friend like this 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Even worse, there are those sick freaks who end every one of their comments with a period.
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Throwback Thursday - The OG Philosoraptor 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
From the short-lived but still pretty funny series, "The Critic".
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Also worth noting that all the raptors in Jurassic Park are female. Make of that what you will.
Weird Wednesday - They Did Surgery on a Banana 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Almost as hard to treat as tally.
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Weird Wednesday - They Did Surgery on a Banana 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Remote surgery no less, done by a surgeon in London on a banana in California, via 5G. Which unfortunately means the banana's gonna get cancer. And if there's one thing you don't want, it's your banana getting cancer.
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Froggos '23 #190 - Finger Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
This summer's hottest accessory.
Snack? 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
A wise man once said, is it better to receive a snack than to be a snack, most of the time.
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Froggos '23 #189 - Murican Frog on His Way to Get a Borgar 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yes, that's an actual American bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeianus) on the prowl for food.
Tako Tuesday - A Very Murican Octo 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They take their 2³ Amendment rights very seriously.
This hurt more than I thought it would’ve 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Truth. That's why I like to watch others discover those games for the first time.
Average 4th of July Celebration 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Not that there's much to celebrate this year (2023) what with discrimination becoming legal.
I was gonna say that SCOTUS should probably change their name to SCROTUMS (Stupid Crazy Right-wing Oppressive Tyrants Under Malicious Secessionists) but let's face it, there's no balls in this sack. (The ball is not in their court, if you will.)
Still, even with all that, I hope that people in the US can forget their troubles at least for today, and remember what really made their country great.
Spice Girls at album launch 1992 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They just wanted to break free.
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Nobody believed her 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They're only dangerous when they attack in groups of 99.
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Froggos '23 #188 - The Ancient Tapestry 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Some say it holds a warning of a great evil. Its full meaning has yet to be deciphered.
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I don't like this post 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Can't speak from experience, but if a woman has any means to avoid labor pains, odd are high she'd use them.
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Sailor Monday - That's Why She's the Best 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I love the kind of Sailor Scout who can kick my ass, then bake me a cake.
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I'm a huge fan myself 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Don't listen to the haters, they're just blowhards. But don't say that to their face, otherwise they'll go nuclear.
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Froggos '23 #187 - Twas But A Jape 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Frogs and shrooms go way back.
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