Oh my goodness, sad to say this brings back painful memories.
On the a brighter note, my grandma did make amazing fries.

At this point my only surprise is that A̶i̶r̶s̶t̶r̶i̶p̶ ̶O̶n̶e̶ the UK didn't do this first. Or...maybe they did and just didn't anounce it.

What's even better is that the following IS apparently a code compliant flag: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/14837wd/the_flag_of_the_united_states_shall_have_thirteen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Not that it doesn't look great on her, but I do wonder if the that swimsuit is a hand-me-down from her grandma.

I do in fact give a duck.

They didn't give a rat's ass, did they.

Even worse, there are those sick freaks who end every one of their comments with a period.

From the short-lived but still pretty funny series, "The Critic".
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Also worth noting that all the raptors in Jurassic Park are female. Make of that what you will.

Remote surgery no less, done by a surgeon in London on a banana in California, via 5G. Which unfortunately means the banana's gonna get cancer. And if there's one thing you don't want, it's your banana getting cancer.

This summer's hottest accessory.

A wise man once said, is it better to receive a snack than to be a snack, most of the time.

Yes, that's an actual American bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeianus) on the prowl for food.

They take their 2³ Amendment rights very seriously.

Truth. That's why I like to watch others discover those games for the first time.

Not that there's much to celebrate this year (2023) what with discrimination becoming legal.
I was gonna say that SCOTUS should probably change their name to SCROTUMS (Stupid Crazy Right-wing Oppressive Tyrants Under Malicious Secessionists) but let's face it, there's no balls in this sack. (The ball is not in their court, if you will.)
Still, even with all that, I hope that people in the US can forget their troubles at least for today, and remember what really made their country great.

They just wanted to break free.

Some say it holds a warning of a great evil. Its full meaning has yet to be deciphered.

Can't speak from experience, but if a woman has any means to avoid labor pains, odd are high she'd use them.

I love the kind of Sailor Scout who can kick my ass, then bake me a cake.

Don't listen to the haters, they're just blowhards. But don't say that to their face, otherwise they'll go nuclear.