Must... have... the precious...

This is much appreciated considering that last week we had the hottest days ever recorded. But hey, good thing global warming isn't real, right?
If this keeps up, we may eventually get the mythical combustable lemons spoken of in the tales of old.

Hard to beat cheese fries.

Found.

That's no ordinary rabbit...

Those are some sick designs though.

Finland ended homelessness recently, didn't they.

Ah, but you see that rating is actually a hidden message: John 11:10.

And thus, the inner self blooms.

I bet it's her fingers she likes more. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wonder why that is.
*
Also, rest assured that this frog isn't having a nightmare (nor are they even asleep). Apparently this is just what Vietnamese mossy frogs (Theloderma corticale) do when on the hunt.

Sadly, that's only scraping the surface: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/14tz9d3/how_can_the_supreme_court_do_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

No! Don't go @roanoke

I am NOT looking forward to 2029 and 2033.

Or maybe they're mostly fluff.

No Appendage April
No Meat May
No Junk June
No Jacking It July
No Autoeroticism August
No Semen September
No Onanism October
*
And thus we get the ultimate challenge: The No Yanking It Year.

They must be the one who did the banana surgery: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/659681/weird-wednesday-they-did-surgery-on-a-banana/

Sadly, history *is* repeating itself, even in Germany.

Not too far off actually. Sometimes, all it takes is a few kind words.

Oh my goodness, sad to say this brings back painful memories.
On the a brighter note, my grandma did make amazing fries.