Why is he so worried though? Surely he, omniscient being that he is, knows how safe nuclear energy is.
But yeah, the 20th century was the most destructive one in human history. Thankfully, humanity is blessed with intrinsic pattern-seeking intelligence, which will undoubtedly allow it to pinpoint the factors that led to the atrocities of the previous century, and thus ensure that they never happen again.

Was debating whether to post this. Ultimately decided against it because it would mean posting T****. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Suddenly, blood sausages don't seem so bad.

I had to look up what sound pigs make in Japanese. I failed as a weeb. (It's bihibihi, if anyone's curious.)

Is that how it works? I'm 6'2" (186cm). Where all the girls at?

The flower crown is what really sells it.

Oh wow. A DDLC meme made it here. Impressive.

Ox -> oxen
Box -> boxen
Fox -> foxen
Cox -> coxen

Well you see, if anything bad happens, it simply means the POTUS has lost the Mandate of Heaven. And, in accordance with ancient tradition passed down from the ancestors, he is thus unfit to rule.

Prime real estate right there.

Do I still gotta watch the hospital scene?

If I recall, the most likely thing he would have said was, "The Regulars are coming!"

Not sure if that's supposed to be his mom or his gf.

Here's the story of some heinous traitors
Who were cooking up a very heinous coup.
All of them had diddled children, like their leader,
The youngest one was two.
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Here's the story, of a douche named Rudy,
Who was busy with indictments of his own,
He had legal fees, piling up together,
Yet he was all alone.
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Till the one day when the crooks met this asshole
And they knew they weren't getting a free lunch,
Now this group must somehow find some layers.
That's the way they all became the Rudy Bunch.
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The Rudy Bunch,
The Rudy Bunch,
That's way they became the Rudy Bunch.

Though a cosmic frog does sound appealing.

That train's got a nice caboose.