K, the HRE was one of the most influencial political entities in Europe right up until the 30 Years' War, when its slow decline began.

I strongly doubt a bunch of turtles could bring about my demise.

Depends on whether the fine is a set amount or a percentage of one's income.

What if it's more than one girl?

I hope I don't end up like that when I get old(er).

Well, I may have just saved their life. The trip is a bonus.

Weren't the Sea Peoples a coalition of various marginalized masses from around the Mediterranean?

Yet.

The guy has a talking (presumely intelligent) parrot, a decent (if messy) place to live, and — wild guess — but it seems like he isn't lacking for food either. Yeah, he can at least be pleased, if not happy, with his station in life.

The ducks at the park are free.

No doubt to discuss matters of the utmost urgency.

Yeah, they really oughta reform that. Oh well, at least they don't say four-twenty.

Gonna go with Japan. They seem to (mostly) strike a balance.

Superfrog.

Ngl, if churches had this on their windows, I might consider attending.

Crow ain't no freeloader.

Well, I'll still tell them even if they don't ask. It's the Carcharodontosaurus.

Where might one schedule therapy sessions which include girls in catsuits lying on top of you?

Idk, if the odd number ends in 5, I think it's okay.

There's no replacing Cheems, but this frog comes pretty close.

Sith is an actual word: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baobhan_sith
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But I'm guessing that teacher had never seen such baobhan sith before.

How would Light beat Goku exactly?

I still do it. They got Pokémon cards at McDonald's now (in English, no less). I don't really want them, but just seeing gives me a glimmer of happiness.