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Spookposting '23 #21 - Indiana Bones 1 comments
happy_frog · 41 weeks ago
Not even the dead may know peace from sequels.
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Froggos '23 #274/Spooktober Day 10 - Aglebemu (Native American Mythology) 1 comments
happy_frog · 41 weeks ago
A monster frog of Wabanaki myths, they are said to damn up rivers and cause draughts (weird thing for a FROG to do, but who am I to question elder wisdom). They were defeated by the hero Glooskap and turned into the bullfrog familiar to us today. (Who are only slighty less likely to block rivers.)
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I put a piece of cat shed on my bearded dragon and now he looks like a certain someone 2 comments
happy_frog · 41 weeks ago
Nah, the dragon is MUCH more handsome and healthy looking.
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Who would spend the night in lockdown in here? 2 comments
happy_frog · 41 weeks ago
It kinda looks like a place I used to live in, so yeah, I'd take no issue with one night.
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Froggos '23 #273/Spooktober Day 9 - Pumpkin Frog (He's h*rny) 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
The only way to appease him is with a treat.
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Spookposting '23 #20 - Even Skellies Know They Must Evolve to Crab 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
I mean, it *is* the scarier form.
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Spookposting '23 #19 - Totally Trustworthy 2 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
Just don't make any deals with it.
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Spookposting '23 #18 - What Instument Do You Play? 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
The xylo-BONE. Ha ha...
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(See source for audio.)
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Furry left-footed retaliatory 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
No one told him the Rare Candy wasn't meant for humans.
Bugger about and discover 2 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
All scientific methods are FAFO, but not all FAFO are scientific methods.
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Froggos '23 #272/Spooktober Day 8 - Scawy Stalker 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
The Predator looks for this froggo under his bed before going to sleep.
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Damned if you do, damned if you don't. 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
I remember during the Obama administration, conservatives were saying that Obama put men in women's bathrooms.
But now, not only are the former literally forcing men to go into women's bathroom, they're also punishing them for it.
Then again, I suppose them projecting on others comes as no surprise to most people anymore.
Froggos '23 #271/Spooktober Day 7 - "Hold still, and beeg monster no find." 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
That's most horror games in a nutshell, isn't it.
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The most scariest ghost of them all 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
Woah there, I like scary stuff too, but within reason.
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Sad post 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
*Sigh* It's here too.
Spookposting '23 #17/Caturday - Summoning All Spooks 2 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
It might take a while.
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Spookposting '23 #16 - This Must Be from the "Hey Arnold!" Lost Episode (CW: Cursed Image) 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
So, when I first watched "Hey Arnold!" I had a hard time finding the Halloween episode, in English. All I could find for the longest time was the Russian dub, for some reason.
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Spookposting '23 #15 - I Can Dig It 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
I feel like there may have been a grave misunderstanding.
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Yeah, what's up with that? 3 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
I mean, adults *do* get playgrounds. They just gotta pay for those, too. And kids pay the "having to put up with adults' shortcomings" fee, which can often be very taxing.
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Spookposting '23 #14 - Don't Go into the Light(s)! 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
It's kinda bucked up if you think about it.
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Spookposting '23 #13 - *crosses your path* 2 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
So is that gonna be good or bad luck?
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Froggos '23 #270/Froppy Friday/Spooktober Day 6 - Ghost Frop 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
Can she haunt me too?
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And, in case anyone's wondering, ghost frogs are an actual type of frog. Most live in Skeleton Gorge, in South Africa: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_frog
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Bro didn't skip leg day 3 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
Too crispy for my liking.
Spookposting '23 #11 - Do They Still Make These? 3 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
You work at Amazon? My condolences. Still, that does seem like a pretty nice event at least.
Froggos '23 #269/Spooktober Day 5 - What Lurks in the Pumpkin? 1 comments
happy_frog · 42 weeks ago
Be sure to check your pumpkins before carving them.
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