The cumpkin is time-honored tradition.

Damn, Freddy Krueger's origin story's got nothing on this.

Let's hope they won't TP any houses.

Do they come marching in?

It wouldn't be Halloween without some Undertale.

Eh, some people like shrunken heads.

And the spooks they start a-showin'.

If there's one thing skeletons are known for, it's there bountiful bossoms.

There may be candy inside it, but is it worth the risk?

They seem scared. I wonder what they're looking at.

Oooooh, them chemtrails get me so steamed.

Looks scientifically accurate.

Yeah yeah, I know that's not a claymore. Why don't YOU come up with a better vampire/sword pun.

Just as the Founding Fathers intended.

The early frog gets the candy.

They mostly come at night, mostly.

Resistance is futile.

Ah damn it, and I finally managed to get my hands on a wall fragment, too.

May the Lord grant thee better fashion sense.

Nah man, THIS time it'll work for sure. Trust me, bro.

You never know when you might need the extra space their treat bag provides.

Das, like, far out, man.

I mean yeah, bowling existed well before Ancient Egypt, if the Flintstones are any indication.

Skibidi toilet made its way here too, huh. I guess it was inevitable.