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Dang kids these days. Git of my lawn! 2 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
I mean, that still happens. They're called crack ships. Some of them work, though.
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Lol lamo even 1 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
2016.
Who Wood Have Guessed 1 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
At least *frogs* have personhood in Alabama.
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Seems legit 2 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
Oh Frog, I remember this. Twas before... the dark times. But yeah, I did a post on Kek and his influence long ago: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/597923/frogs-in-fiction-35spooktober-2020-kek-egyptian-mythology/
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No More Web in His Shooter 2 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
Don't despair. With practice, boys can go more than 3 rounds of Mario Kart as well.
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uhggg 2 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
Well, it all depends on what the runes say. I think they say "taake" but I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean.
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Smooth 1 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
Smh, this never would have happened if the shop owner had guns.
Happy International Women's Day! 2 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
As always, here's a strawberry poison-dart frog for the 8th of March. I think I'll separate Women's Day and Mother's Day from now on, since I've done the same for Men's and Father's Day.
In the meantine, here's the ever-present portal to the past: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/650736/froggos-23-68special-happy-womensmothers-day/
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Daddy Bezos is jacked now and I can’t help but get some Xerces vibes 1 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
Idk, Xerxes' boobs aren't sagging.
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Shark Notes 3 comments
happy_frog · 22 weeks ago
The human whose name is written in this notebook... shall receive a visit from Terry.
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"I croak in your general direction!" 1 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
"Your mother was a humbug, and your father smelled of elderbeatles!"
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Found this in the toilet at a local pub. 8 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
Really? Huh. That would make visiting it a lot easier.
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I'm going to sleep 1 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
Now that's a Yu-Gi-Bro.
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Found this in the toilet at a local pub. 8 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
Local pub? Why's it in English then?
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Lame superheroes 2 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
Lame? You serious? This guy could potentially end world hunger, or turn your dick into a noodle.
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Silly TransWamen, They'll Never Be Men 7 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
Lemme guess, he's one of those people who "can always tell".
Doggy Has a Hobby 1 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
Instead of a bone, throw this dog a frog plushie.
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He Also Stutters Sometimes 1 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
They come with free period monitors.
We March On 1 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
It's that time again, for self-proclaimed alpha males to whine about their perceived lack of privilege. Also, respecting wamen, that as well.
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So, a brief history. The idea of a month dedicated to celebrating women and their achievements was floated in the US as early as 1911. It wasn't until 1980, however, before a week was officially dedicated to the event, before the full month of March was allotted in 1987.
In Canada, it took until 1992, and it's observed during October. Not too far behind, Australia also officially adopted the month of March for this observance in 2000.
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So remember to respect your local wamen if the occasion arises.
Happy sheep 1 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
I'm more interested in the fact that the top row of houses look like eyes.
Female psychedelic well-made 3 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
I thought so. That explains her overprotectiveness and yubi hacking.
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Got Milk? 2 comments
happy_frog · 23 weeks ago
It's never too early to prepare for the Skeleton War.
Female psychedelic well-made 3 comments
happy_frog · 24 weeks ago
Is that Korone and Okayu?
Thriftstore preowned salt & peppershakers 4 comments
happy_frog · 24 weeks ago
One way to spice things up, I guess.
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