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Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
Probably.
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Accept This Cupcake White Away 1 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
For those curious about this observance, here's last year's White Day post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/651032/froggos-23-74special-happy-white-day/
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Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
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Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
Sadly, bottle caps don't have the buoyancy to sustain most frogs. But we can dream.
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The long road home 2 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
So, what they're saying is, this bear would walk 500 miles, and he would walk 500 more?
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Wörms 2 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
Sure, sandworms are scary, but the worms closer to home are the one most likely to get under your skin.
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Dang kids these days. Git of my lawn! 2 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
I mean, that still happens. They're called crack ships. Some of them work, though.
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Lol lamo even 1 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
2016.
Who Wood Have Guessed 1 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
At least *frogs* have personhood in Alabama.
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Seems legit 2 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
Oh Frog, I remember this. Twas before... the dark times. But yeah, I did a post on Kek and his influence long ago: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/597923/frogs-in-fiction-35spooktober-2020-kek-egyptian-mythology/
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No More Web in His Shooter 2 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
Don't despair. With practice, boys can go more than 3 rounds of Mario Kart as well.
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uhggg 2 comments
happy_frog · 19 weeks ago
Well, it all depends on what the runes say. I think they say "taake" but I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean.
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Smooth 1 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Smh, this never would have happened if the shop owner had guns.
Happy International Women's Day! 2 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
As always, here's a strawberry poison-dart frog for the 8th of March. I think I'll separate Women's Day and Mother's Day from now on, since I've done the same for Men's and Father's Day.
In the meantine, here's the ever-present portal to the past: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/650736/froggos-23-68special-happy-womensmothers-day/
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Daddy Bezos is jacked now and I can’t help but get some Xerces vibes 1 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Idk, Xerxes' boobs aren't sagging.
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Shark Notes 3 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
The human whose name is written in this notebook... shall receive a visit from Terry.
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"I croak in your general direction!" 1 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
"Your mother was a humbug, and your father smelled of elderbeatles!"
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Found this in the toilet at a local pub. 8 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Really? Huh. That would make visiting it a lot easier.
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I'm going to sleep 1 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Now that's a Yu-Gi-Bro.
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Found this in the toilet at a local pub. 8 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Local pub? Why's it in English then?
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Lame superheroes 2 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Lame? You serious? This guy could potentially end world hunger, or turn your dick into a noodle.
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Silly TransWamen, They'll Never Be Men 7 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Lemme guess, he's one of those people who "can always tell".
Doggy Has a Hobby 1 comments
happy_frog · 21 weeks ago
Instead of a bone, throw this dog a frog plushie.
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He Also Stutters Sometimes 1 comments
happy_frog · 21 weeks ago
They come with free period monitors.