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Gym Good 7 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Yes, I know what you meant, I was was making a joke. This is a humor site after all, at least it used to be.
Also, you're right, but how are they supposed to go to the gym without money? Plus, it's hardly what people in that situation would want to hear while going trough the trauma of having lost so much.
They Needs It 5 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Thank you, much appreciated.
They Needs It 5 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Cheese good.
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They Needs It 5 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
So do I.
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Gym Good 7 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Possible, but not likely. Besides, while physical activity is indeed a good way to stave off depression, it's hardly a cure. Also, let Labour do their own jobs.
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Gym Good 7 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Do some reps, and if that don't work, do more reps.
Froggo and Her Portrait 3 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
I think she's happy with it.
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Gee thanks I wouldn’t have released 4 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
"Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does."
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Joseph looks like he’s seen some shit 1 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
To him, the day God cucked him was the most significant day of his life. The Greeks and Romans just called that a Tuesday.
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Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Probably.
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Accept This Cupcake White Away 1 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
For those curious about this observance, here's last year's White Day post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/651032/froggos-23-74special-happy-white-day/
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Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
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Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Sadly, bottle caps don't have the buoyancy to sustain most frogs. But we can dream.
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The long road home 2 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
So, what they're saying is, this bear would walk 500 miles, and he would walk 500 more?
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Wörms 2 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Sure, sandworms are scary, but the worms closer to home are the one most likely to get under your skin.
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Dang kids these days. Git of my lawn! 2 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
I mean, that still happens. They're called crack ships. Some of them work, though.
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Lol lamo even 1 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
2016.
Who Wood Have Guessed 1 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
At least *frogs* have personhood in Alabama.
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Seems legit 2 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Oh Frog, I remember this. Twas before... the dark times. But yeah, I did a post on Kek and his influence long ago: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/597923/frogs-in-fiction-35spooktober-2020-kek-egyptian-mythology/
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No More Web in His Shooter 2 comments
happy_frog · 20 weeks ago
Don't despair. With practice, boys can go more than 3 rounds of Mario Kart as well.
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uhggg 2 comments
happy_frog · 21 weeks ago
Well, it all depends on what the runes say. I think they say "taake" but I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean.
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Smooth 1 comments
happy_frog · 21 weeks ago
Smh, this never would have happened if the shop owner had guns.
Happy International Women's Day! 2 comments
happy_frog · 21 weeks ago
As always, here's a strawberry poison-dart frog for the 8th of March. I think I'll separate Women's Day and Mother's Day from now on, since I've done the same for Men's and Father's Day.
In the meantine, here's the ever-present portal to the past: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/650736/froggos-23-68special-happy-womensmothers-day/
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Daddy Bezos is jacked now and I can’t help but get some Xerces vibes 1 comments
happy_frog · 21 weeks ago
Idk, Xerxes' boobs aren't sagging.
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Shark Notes 3 comments
happy_frog · 21 weeks ago
The human whose name is written in this notebook... shall receive a visit from Terry.
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