True. Mechas are cool, but impractical.

That's okay, not all jokes are gonna land.

Yes, I know what you meant, I was was making a joke. This is a humor site after all, at least it used to be.
Also, you're right, but how are they supposed to go to the gym without money? Plus, it's hardly what people in that situation would want to hear while going trough the trauma of having lost so much.

Thank you, much appreciated.

Cheese good.

Possible, but not likely. Besides, while physical activity is indeed a good way to stave off depression, it's hardly a cure. Also, let Labour do their own jobs.

Probably.

The smolest: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/542516/froggo-fren-8-paedophryne-amauensis/

Sadly, bottle caps don't have the buoyancy to sustain most frogs. But we can dream.