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happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Have you tried UwU? Or, if you're really desperate, OwO?
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*Shocked Pikachu Face* 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
I understand there's actual footage of said LGBT reps confronting the rest of the GOP: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JvE1nezfSNM&pp=ygUgd2FpdCBhIG1pbnV0ZSB5b3UgZ3V5cyBhcmUgbmF6aXM%3D
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Microsoft windows? Nah, macrohard doors 9 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
At last, Macrohard.
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Anon on Andrew Tate 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Don't care for the slur, but the point is very much valid.
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Happy National Day of Sweden! 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Grab your Ikea shark plushies and some pickled herring from the local smörgåsbord, 'cause it's time to Caramelldansen.
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For more details about the holiday, here's last year's post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/656192/happy-national-day-of-sweden/
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I do not know the name of this bug-eyed animal 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
No shame, I had to look it up. They're called tarsiers.
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Sorry Chad, in real life the WoW player gets the girl 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
You... can't pause WoW, it's an online game. Maybe he means he paused his WoW session. Though, if memory serves, WoW is quite good at pausing your sessions all by itself.
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What Two Millenia Do to a Mother-Faither 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Well, it's because the LGBT folk stole the rainbow from God. That weakened him and his followers severly, I'm told.
I'm a Fan of This Gift 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Times are tough. Even Terry had to open an OnlyFans.
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Typical news 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Lavashark returns. They still haven't found Girlboy, it seems.
Long-suffering Swan 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
They kinda do... It doesn't help that certain people's mentalities also seem to be stuck in the 50's.
Frog It 'Till You Make It 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago · Edited 7 weeks ago
Ghost glass frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
The frog sees all. Also, these little guys are pretty nostalgic to me: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/547597/froggo-fren-43spooktober-day-22-ghost-glass-frog/
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Remember, Nothing Happened on June 4, 1989 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Historical revisionism is fun.
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<3 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
May the volume on their devices never be a multiple of 5 or 10.
An Absolute Unit on Their Way to Work 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Don't know what they do for a living though. Probably construction.
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Tennis Mouse 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Guess mice are also stored in the balls.
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Hahaha expectations 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Don't you just hate it when they send you the wrong Gimp Boy?
I was also given a gift by Mother Nature 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
I don't like that my mind immediately went to THAT place.
Sordid guiltless striking 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Obviously it doesn't apply to all men. Some will fuck things that don't move.
He he he 2 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Indeed. Imagine if the title of this post was "She she she".
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Don't Forget The Chirren 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
For those who wish to relive their youth, here's the ever-present portal to the past: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/655650/the-chirren/
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The Gay Clay King 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Dread it, run from it, pass regressive legislation against it, the gay arrives all the same.
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Smh Yet Another Media Celebrity Ruins Their Career and Public Imagine 5 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Yeah, though they are felonies, falsifying business records are technically what one would call white collar crimes. I don't know what the sentencing guides for those would be.
It's more distressing that a convicted felon can run for any office, much less hold it.
Toad ass 4 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Not really. That looks to be a bushveld rain frog, not a toad. Doesn't make them any less cute or butty though.
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