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ForgetAWSUnityIsTheNewRich 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
*sniff* I do. I can't remember how much I paid for my current phone, but it was certainly less than $600.
And good noise-cancelling headphones can run up to and over $300.
Still Not Gay Though 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Don't worry. I'm sure they said, 'No homo' after 'I do'.
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You Can't Handle The Truth 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Nah, I'm sure Spongebob is just cleaning his eyes so he can see it better.
Grandma Stepped into a Fairy Ring 2 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
At least she wasn't run over by a reindeer.
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Wise prophets 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Idk. As far as I know, frogs usually warn of earthquakes.
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You Can't Handle The Truth 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
And, of course, there is an actual Batman/Wolverine hybrid called Dark Claw: https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Claw
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Colorful Chemical Fires 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
That's a hot rainbow.
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Very Cool 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
What flavor is blue ice cream supposed to be?
The 70's Were Also Wild 4 comments
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Che-meow-stry 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
The structure of a water meow-lecule.
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Meanwhile, on Cornhub 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Damn cornosexuals, coming in our corn fields, poppin' our corn.
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Friendly professional hallowed 6 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
It looks like it has eyes and a little mouth.
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A Credit to His Country o7 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
If you aren't willing to service your sercivemen, are really a true patriot?
Froggo Has Leaf for You 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Do you accept?
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That's Gotta Sting 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
I guess, but how many flowers have *you* pollinated, huh?
That's Gotta Sting 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
The wasp does have a point, unpleasant as it may be.
A man enjoying some Guinness 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Guess Guiness also gives you wings.
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Vroom Vroom 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Fellas, is it gay to ride the homoped? (Short for homie moped, of course.)
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Nyoom 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
"There was mouse in there, hooman. I swears."
Microsoft windows? Nah, macrohard doors 9 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
I think it *is* included in WoW. But I've never used them, so I can't be sure.
Microsoft windows? Nah, macrohard doors 9 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Really? WoW players used them all the time.
Microsoft windows? Nah, macrohard doors 9 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Oh, I was thinking about keyboard shortcuts.
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Time for Some Feel-Good Yuri Memes 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
There's a lot to overthink about. That's why it helps to have a dragon girl ready to cuddle you. (And to be an anime girl.)
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Microsoft windows? Nah, macrohard doors 9 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Oh damn, macros. I remember those. Do people still call them that?