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Shark Attack '24 #2 - Baseball Shark 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
Shark Week wouldn't be complete without best shark girl. And yes, this is quite real. You cannot escape the 'a'.
Simpsons 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
Can't spell Bart without rat, or brat, or atrb.
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Shark Attack '24 #1 - Hark! Tis Time for Shark! 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 weeks ago
For those unfamiliar with Shark Week, here's last year's post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/661323/shark-attack-23-1-its-sharkin-time/
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Oh well 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
That sign can't tell me what to do, 'cause I can't read.
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"You've mlem'd your last wörm" 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Not even frogs may heck with frogs.
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Murica Day 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Best celebrate American Independence while there's still an independent America to celebrate it in.
Does the Sponge Come with Square Pants? 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
And does he live in a pineapple under the sea?
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JK I don't have a wife 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
You're very kind.
Pride Month is over. Now is the Month of Wrath! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Right. I'd forgotten that July is Gay Wrath Month.
JK I don't have a wife 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Ah, that's really great then.
And it's very sweet of you to offer to listen, but I usually don't like to bring people down with my issues. And anyway, I think I'm doing a lot better now than I was before.
Canada Day 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
I haven't been keeping up with recent developments, but hopefully Canada is doing better this year than it was last year.
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JK I don't have a wife 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Wow. I can't believe you have to deal with all of that. Really puts all of my problems into perspective.
And yet you're always so positive whenever you comment here. That's nothing short of amazing.
JK I don't have a wife 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Didn't realize skipping periods was an option. Does the birth control have any significant side effects?
It's Gayover 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
The millennial leftists will have to wait until next year to reflect upon their woke sky.
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This Movie Is Now a Quarter of a Century Old 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Man, I remember when kids swearing was the most controversial thing ever. Good times. The movie is still relevant in that regard as people still get angy about it.
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Happy Birthday, Usagi! 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
She keeps well for her age. I can only hope to look that youthful when I'm that old.
Also, her being born in the late 70's would mean that most of her childhood was spent in the 80's. Guess that makes her an 80's kid.
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Sesbian Lex Is So Complicated 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
This time they *are* wrestling... or are they?
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JK I don't have a wife 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
That doesn't sound fun. Are you doing better now?
Another childhood star lost to drugs 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
R2DMT2.
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Wicked ill readable 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
They look like that in Stray.
Happy Birthday, Usagi! 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
Her daughter's, Chibiusa, birthday is on the the same day. That's a sweet little detail.
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Taste The Rainbow! 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Wörms always taste better when rainbow'd.
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Praise Frog! 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
It's the Church of Chonkᵀᴹ.
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A Short Fairy Tale 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
No thoughts, just mlem.
2 Pelican'ts, 1 Coconut Doggy 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
What is it with pelicans always trying to eat capybaras?
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