Should have tried a WeeGee board instead. (There's an ancient reference for you.)

It's alright, it's okay
He won't look the other way.

Hopefully his organs didn't scatter about when he was unwrapped.

At least he proved the people who said he'll never be ballin' wrong.

She's right, you know.

You slumber, uh, cucumber.

But with the beast inside
There's nowhere we can hide
No matter what we breed
We still are made of seed
This is my Kingdom Come
This my Kingdom Come
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So yeah, I don't really keep up with Youtuber drama, but apparently he violated the Geneva Convention, somehow...

How many pets to unlock the Golden Good Boy?

Mud on your face =/= big disgrace.

Acting? Whatever does he mean? Isn't everything the best it's ever been?

Owls would be total tsunderes.

The Titanic bonus scene.

I guess the bond between a man and his gun is hard to sever.

Do not question His wisdom. Those kids *had* to die.

A tit taking pictures of tits. Titception.

Yeah...

Frogs and flowers just go together, don't they.

I'm not old, you're old! So yeah, it's one of my all-time favorite games.
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For those unfamiliar with it, here's the post I did on it long ago: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/599493/nostalgiavember-day-12-jazz-jackrabbit/

Must be a Londoner.

What if the enemies have a pen?

Keep the oceans clean for Terry.

"I feel all fuzzy, and stuffed."

It's important.