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Oy! 3 comments
happy_frog · 9 weeks ago
I haven't actually heard it that often while living there. They do say "fucking hell" or rather "fockin' 'ell" a lot, though.
Sorry, etruscan boar vessel, we have an upgrade 6 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Seems like you've figured out I'm part rock.
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Life Hack 6 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
You slAmmed your pEniS in the cAr dOOr.
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Life Hack 6 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Sometimes you just gotta suck it up, even if it may seem like a dick move to some.
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Yes plebbit furbaby cringe but look at him 8 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Don't worry, he's not a threat. I have his coccyx.
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Sub Standard 1 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
You could fit a whole rubber ducky in that baby.
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 11 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
That's a pretty grim comparison. I really hope that wasn't the case with this horse.
Pretty Sharp Puns, Not To Mention Edgy 1 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
I was gonna make a London joke, but those just don't cut it anymore.
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 11 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Have you ever tried lifting one?
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Imaginary Halter and Lead 11 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Remember comrades, the heaviest chains are the ones in our minds.
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Here Comes the Sun 4 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Right? Some people's core issue is that they get way too heated over this topic, and that just radiates negativity.
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Poor Guy 1 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Poor gal, too. She gets spread more than a preventable disease in a red state.
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Here Comes the Sun 4 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Nah, let's go digging for radioactive rocks instead. Don't worry, I've been assured it's perfectly safe.
Slightly Off Target 3 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Shouldn't have let him acquire a taste for human flesh.
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Slightly Off Target 3 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Even froggos sometimes miss the wörm.
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Shot I took at the Cincinnati Zoo 2 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago 2 · Edited 10 weeks ago
Game over 3 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Sure. Bend over.
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What Brand of Car Is This? 1 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
Probably a Lobsterghini.
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The Military Must Be Really Low on Personnel 5 comments
happy_frog · 10 weeks ago
That or they're going for quality over quantity.
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A cool new phone 2 comments
happy_frog · 11 weeks ago
Preferably the new iDope model.
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Chairshark of the Board 1 comments
happy_frog · 11 weeks ago
Should have tried a WeeGee board instead. (There's an ancient reference for you.)
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You Can Tell by the Way He Uses His Walk 3 comments
happy_frog · 11 weeks ago
It's alright, it's okay
He won't look the other way.
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He Also Had to Walk 5 Miles to Get to His Crib 1 comments
happy_frog · 11 weeks ago
Hopefully his organs didn't scatter about when he was unwrapped.
Dave Never Stood a Chance 1 comments
happy_frog · 11 weeks ago
At least he proved the people who said he'll never be ballin' wrong.
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Sailor Moon Says 2 comments
happy_frog · 11 weeks ago
She's right, you know.
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