Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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More Reliable than iPhones 2 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
I understand that more and more people are starting to use dumbphones to avoid being tracked. If that's true, this is indeed quite a useful gift.
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Make the Stimmy Stop 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
When I reach my limmy, I do a little shimmy.
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Unpourable Liquid 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
I mean, you are technically correct but maybe don't do that.
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Unpourable Liquid 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Just as well. It does look like it'd be too thick to drink.
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Respect Him, or No Soup for You! 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Chosen for his souperior skills, no doubt.
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New Kicks 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Hopefully they're not pumped up, otherwise they better run, better run.
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Another Great Gone 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Nah, not the time.
Froggos Raslin' 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
They got some pro moves.
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This Gift Certainly Makes the Cut 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Looks like it'd be a pain in the neck though.
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Another Great Gone 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Don't worry though, his body will become the grass, and the antelope will eat the grass. It's the circle of life.
But I have heard there those who can bring people back from the dead. I wonder if it's possible to learn this power.
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Suspenseful fortunate smoggy 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Ah, deep dish heart attack.
Damn Unfaithful Car Storage 4 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Don't you just hate it when your garage cheats on you so then you gotta sell your wife.
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Git Gud N00b 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
I mean, for the guys at NASA it's their job to maneuver the rover. Most people just play games to relax.
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Caw Caw! 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Can they get a Shiny Pokémon?
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"I pollinates" 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Flower frog season is almost over. Best enjoy them while they last.
No Bulli! 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Good boy protecc.
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Not Ha Ha Funny 3 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Remember, the free market will regulate itself, and wealth will trickle down... any day now...
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You Wouldn't Download a Snek 2 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
But some people would... I would...
Winner Winner 1 comments
happy_frog · 9 weeks ago
Yeah, it's corny, I know.
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Sweet Water of Life 3 comments
happy_frog · 9 weeks ago
Hopefully it's not acid rain.
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Who Does She Think She Is? 9 comments
happy_frog · 9 weeks ago
"It's my yard." As Dale Gribble would say.
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Oy! 3 comments
happy_frog · 9 weeks ago
Yeah, that's where I lived, in southern England; London, to be exact.
But maybe they say more up north, or rather oop north.
Oh, It's Extended Alright 1 comments
happy_frog · 9 weeks ago
She wants the whole 12...hours.
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Oy! 3 comments
happy_frog · 9 weeks ago
I haven't actually heard it that often while living there. They do say "fucking hell" or rather "fockin' 'ell" a lot, though.