A Snicker a day keeps Death away.

Live action Shikanoko's lookin' good. Yet, still not quite as scary as the original.

This year, my holiday spirits are rather low. For what could be scarier than what might potentially happen in November. Still, it doesn't mean I'll give up my tradition of spookposting.

Feels like this should be a in a wojak thought bubble.

Thankfully, my phone's still okay. But one of my tablets does that.

You ribbit, you gib it.

Not much to add so I'll just paste the top comment on the original post:
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Dear Joe, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
I sent a letter through my office; maybe you just lost it
I know you’re busy, dealing with inflation and the border
But when we need disaster funds, man, you’ve gotta be in order.
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I saw you on TV last week, talking up your plans
But here in Florida, we could use a hand, man.
I’m just sayin’, lend an ear, I’m not tryna feud,
Though sometimes, man, I wonder if you even see the news.

Yes, unfortunately it's true: https://apnews.com/article/actress-maggie-smith-dies-03a7b4143cc54b14bc7d9bca24ed1f9a
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I'll always remember Dame Maggie Smith as Minerva McGonagall.

Well, we did get some nice ice tea three and a half centuries later.

I understand that there are some D-list celebrities raging on Twitter however.

Totally me; except nowhere near as cute.

"Winters are supposed to be warm. Snow was made up by the wokists so they could say 'Happy Holidays!' instead of 'Merry Christmas!'. Seriously, do your own research people, don't be sheep."

Light is sorely needed in these dark times.

I may have to offishially tank puns from now on.

She rember. She's doing her part. Are you?

Ah, the good ol' days, when people knew it was a bad idea to try to break into government buildings.

To be fair, most frogs aren't monogamous.

It be that time again, ye lily-livered land lubbers. Fer those who be nostalgic about buccaneerin', here be a map to to yester days: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/667901/froggos-23-253special-happy-talk-like-a-pirate-day/

I understand that more and more people are starting to use dumbphones to avoid being tracked. If that's true, this is indeed quite a useful gift.

When I reach my limmy, I do a little shimmy.